Definitions by RoyCoup
The Cock and Anchor
Brenda and I got pretty drunk after bar hopping last night. We didn't even realize until we woke up in the morning that we did The Cock And Anchor.
The Cock and Anchor by RoyCoup November 16, 2012
Jumboolies
"My goodness, Brenda. You have a smashing pair of jumboolies.""Thanks, Roy."
"So this girl was walkin' down the street with these massive jumboolies just out for the whole world to see and I had to look. I just had to."
"So this girl was walkin' down the street with these massive jumboolies just out for the whole world to see and I had to look. I just had to."
Jumboolies by RoyCoup November 16, 2012
The Jackson Pollock
When your lover is lying on the floor and you give them a facial reminiscent of the stylings of abstract expressionist painter Jackson Pollock.
Or, an abstract expressionist facial.
Or, an abstract expressionist facial.
Mariam wanted to prove that she was a purveyor of the fine arts, so last night I gave her The Jackson Pollock.
I told my wife I was feeling creative while we were having sex last night. She thought I meant anal. She was relieved when I told her I had The Jackson Pollock in mind.
I told my wife I was feeling creative while we were having sex last night. She thought I meant anal. She was relieved when I told her I had The Jackson Pollock in mind.
The Jackson Pollock by RoyCoup November 15, 2012
The Bruce Lee
When your lover bends over, spreads their cheeks and yells "Enter the Dragon!" At which time, you do a flying dong thrust balls deep.
My wife was so horny from watching a kung-fu movie marathon that she demanded The Bruce Lee.
Since I broke my ankle, I haven't been able to give Brenda The Bruce Lee which she loves so much.
Since I broke my ankle, I haven't been able to give Brenda The Bruce Lee which she loves so much.
The Bruce Lee by RoyCoup November 15, 2012
The River Dance Fuck
When you bang without moving your hips or shoulders in an effort to be discrete.
also known as, River Dance Fucking.
also known as, River Dance Fucking.
Brenda's grandparents are over for the holidays. They're both blind and deaf, so we've been doing The River Dance Fuck all over the house.
"Honey, I think there's a couple in that phone booth River Dance Fucking." "How can you be sure?"
Once we figured out that people could only see our heads and shoulders, Brenda and I made The River Dance Fuck behind the dumpster at Curly's Smokehouse a Friday night ritual.
"Honey, I think there's a couple in that phone booth River Dance Fucking." "How can you be sure?"
Once we figured out that people could only see our heads and shoulders, Brenda and I made The River Dance Fuck behind the dumpster at Curly's Smokehouse a Friday night ritual.
The River Dance Fuck by RoyCoup November 15, 2012
The Appomattox Courthouse
Brenda's grandfathers' wake was last night. To help her cope, we did The Appomattox Courthouse in the funeral home.
Jimmy is always cruising at funerals to see which sad chick he can give The Appomattox Courthouse to.
Jimmy is always cruising at funerals to see which sad chick he can give The Appomattox Courthouse to.
The Appomattox Courthouse by RoyCoup November 15, 2012