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Jnx

Sexualty In One
Always Wants To Have Sex
by Ross April 13, 2006
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shibblze

That song is off da hizzle shibblze.
by ross September 13, 2003
mugGet the shibblzemug.

High Rollaz

Punk ass crew from Yakima WA attempting to stunt and get thems' some bitches while actually--as is known to everyone but themselves--being a bunch of poor, broke, ghetto motherfucking pussy ass bitches and faggots. Every one of them. Hey, I can live in the hood and have nothing and be nothing--including the respect of those around me--and give myself a flashy name too, but, well, I still wouldn't be shit or have shit. Tisk tisk tisk, like an ignorant six year old pretending to be batman, let them live in their magic happy fantasy world. It's pathetic really.
Hi, I'm Julius from the high rollaz. I talk about rolling with cases of Hypno, but not only have I never owned or seen a case of hypno, I don't know where to purchase a case of hypno. Woops, I sure do look like a camel. Or Beatle Juice.
by Ross June 19, 2004
mugGet the High Rollazmug.

clol

a courtesy lol. used to express laughter at something because another person thinks it was funny and you don't want to hurt their feelings by saying "that wasn't funny" but you also don't want them to think it was funny by saying "lol" it is very useful because most people will look at "clol" and assume it was a typo, feeling good about the comment they made. but in reality, they have secretly been made a fool of by the other person. if someone asks what "clol" means you should not, however, tell them it was a typo, because that pretty much negates your domination of them. if that question is raised either:
a) tell them that clol means
b) ignore the question
c) change the subject
d) confuse the other person
e) h4x
All of these solutions are very reliable and the domination of the person will not have been negated.
someone: haha today at school my algebra teacher forgot to collect the homework
other person: clol
someone: what's clol?
other person: huh?
someone: what?
other person: i'm so glad it's finally friday
someone: yeah same
(other person then h4xes)

(NOTE: the above example used solutions d, then c, then e to respond to the "what's clol?" question
by ROSS October 17, 2004
mugGet the clolmug.

glamma

Glamma is a term that is used to mean fake or false. Also, as a wanna be
by Ross August 6, 2004
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grelch

bland or unhealthy food that is particularly nondescript or unappetizing. Undesirable food. A weird stew.
My friend cooked me dinner... and while she's always talking about exotic cuisine, all she made was a crummy plate of grelch.

The refrigerator is full of grelch - there's nothing to eat.

I don't know what the soup of the day is... it looks like grelch.

The frozen turkey pot pie looked good on the box, but it tasted like a grelch pie.
by Ross April 8, 2007
mugGet the grelchmug.

COOL HAND LUKE

A sex act involving a bucket of ice
and elbow length rubber gloves and
lots of Astroglide...
"Man, Ross sure gave her the ole cool hand luke"
by Ross December 28, 2004
mugGet the COOL HAND LUKEmug.

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