mornin wood

when you wake up with a hard on
see also monopoly and stiffy

i rolled off the bed and onto my mornin wood

by ross March 05, 2004

chumbley

recieving a blowjob while taking a shit.

I got a chumbley before class.

by Ross October 08, 2003

'spect

Shortened version of "respect." Can be used to say something is cool, or as a general agreement.

"I just shagged your mum."
"'Spect, dude. Well done, she's well frigid."

"Are you coming to the pub?"
"'Spect to that" (Yes I am)

by Ross October 14, 2003

monopoly

any time in a males life when they get a hard on in public, sometimes happens as mornin wood, but anytime when it is unexpected
see also stiffy

Man I woke up this morning with a raging monopoly.

by ross March 05, 2004

Rivorus

To be vertically challenged and/or to have undersized male genitalia.

"Hell, man, at least you aren't Rivorus."

by Ross March 22, 2003

brycism (noun)

a sarcastic remark made by a bryce.

that is the best brycism i have heard

by Ross April 17, 2005

donko

Donko..created by Aimee'. Owned by Mark and Ross. Donko has no real meaning , and is used to mean whatever.

You're a mad donko.
Why are you such a fucking Don ko?

Donk off ya mad doight.

by Ross April 11, 2005