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a guy who stuffs the crotch area of his underwear to make it look as though he has a big dick. Sometimes uses a real sausage of piece of hose, etc; and is not limited to using this technique to entice either gay or straight men or women. also used by trannys trying to appear to be well endowed men.
just look at that Salami Smuggler parading around Boys Town, trolling for action, with his overly large, stuffed package bulging out.
by Rory O'Doul October 7, 2022
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Bruce the Butt Weasel was at the park again, eyeballing some fellow Homos, and trying to get a quick blowjob, when the Rangers spotted him and kicked him out, due to citizen complaints of his obvious trolling for Queers.
by Rory O'Doul June 13, 2018
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Get the Gomer mug.A village just southwest of Chicago that is known for a severe tornado that tore it apart back in the 1960's. Also known as Stroke Lawn and Joke Lawn, due to its doofis political leaders. Also known in GuinnessBook of World Records repeatedlyas the noisiest town in the USA, due to constant ambulances going to the local trauma center all day and night, 24-7-365, many times with shot up Chicagoland Gang Bangers. Additionallythere are non sto train horns,loud trucks, cars and motorcycles, and mentally disturbed people everywhere causing disturbances , noise, and problems. Barking dogs are everywhere, and all the rental apartments are section 8 buildings. The town is basically an extention of Chicago. The local politicians are known for being boozers and lazy slackers who fail to do much other than to let the good busineses slip away and close, and get them replaced with garbage ghettolike fast food joints, which bring in more Section 8 types. There aretraffic jams everywhere, and the street lights are poorly sinchronized, causingconstant delays, and will make you take 20 minutes or so just to drive thru a town only a few miles long. There are also all sorts of signs posted everywhere, as the Mayor is a sign-happy Dimwit. Pretty much run just like Chicago, same mentality, and many of the same problems, due to shallow thinking and mentality. Complaints about ongoing problems are seldom addressed properly and rectified. It's pass the buck, Chicago Style. Patronage Lackeys
Oak Lawn was once a good place to live, but now sucks thanks to the politicians being lazy slackers.
by Rory O'Doul June 13, 2018
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The sales gomer tried to sell me a real junker of a used car last week, but I saw thru his fake sales pitch and went elsewhere, leaving the bumbling boob behind.
by Rory O'Doul December 4, 2018
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A long legged, ugly, skinny guy, who stands out freakishly because of his height.
Long, thin, ugly, and slimy male.
A long legged, ugly, skinny guy, who stands out freakishly because of his height.
Long, thin, ugly, and slimy male.
Bob the Eelman thought he was all it, until he finally realized how dorkey being overly tall he really was.
They all laughed secretly at the Eelman, with his stiltlike long , gangly legs, and odd appearence.
They all laughed secretly at the Eelman, with his stiltlike long , gangly legs, and odd appearence.
by Rory O'Doul January 17, 2019
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