a guy who stuffs the crotch area of his underwear to make it look as though he has a big dick. Sometimes uses a real sausage of piece of hose, etc; and is not limited to using this technique to entice either gay or straight men or women. also used by trannys trying to appear to be well endowed men.
just look at that Salami Smuggler parading around Boys Town, trolling for action, with his overly large, stuffed package bulging out.
by Rory O'Doul October 07, 2022
drunken goof losers who go out on their apartment balconies at night, all boozed and doped up, and making noise, and carrying on for hours, annoying all the other tennants of the building with their drunken noise and ignorant behavior.
The ignorant Balcony Baboons are home from the tavern, and now out on their balcony, drunk as skunks, and annoying all the rest of the tenents trying to get some sleep.
by Rory O'Doul October 07, 2022
by Rory O'Doul October 07, 2022
A southwest side Chicago with the heaviest population of Irish anywhere in the USA outside of Ireland. It is also called "Little Ireland". Almost everyone living there is part or full blooded Irish. Most are City workers and the neighborhood is known for many drunken hijinks, rowdiness, and numerous taverns. The women are mostly known for being frumpy, overweight, grouchy cows, and the men known for being sloppily dressed, lazy drunkards and rowdys, who are not very intelligent. Many of these problematic drunken adolescents are the sons and daughtera of police officers and firemen, and because of it, frequently avoid being arrested due to their parents connections.
Yes, the Lads over at the tavern again got drunk and were fighting, and the Cops assigned to Mount Greenwood again had to come out and break it up. No one was arrested as usual, because their Dads and Moms were all Chicago Cops and Firemen. The O'Toole Boy got another tooth knocked out, and only has 4 left. His fat wife came to Mass the next day, and was all smelly and looked like she slept in her clothes again.
by Rory O'Doul June 07, 2018
A tall, hunched over hayssed yokel type, a simpleton who is basically a doofis, who drives a pickup truck, and thinks he is really cool, although in reality is a total dork.
The Pickup Truck Gomer thought everyone believed he was cool, but instead they all laughed at him behind his back and viewed him as an overly tall, doofis, noodle-head, and simpleton in a stupid pickup truck that he never used for any real pickup truck type work.
by Rory O'Doul May 11, 2018
The women walked down the wooded path, not knowing that the Wang Waver was waiting up ahead, getting ready to flash his junk at them.
by Rory O'Doul December 08, 2018
An overly tall, usually skinny or thin man.
A long legged, ugly, skinny guy, who stands out freakishly because of his height.
Long, thin, ugly, and slimy male.
A long legged, ugly, skinny guy, who stands out freakishly because of his height.
Long, thin, ugly, and slimy male.
Bob the Eelman thought he was all it, until he finally realized how dorkey being overly tall he really was.
They all laughed secretly at the Eelman, with his stiltlike long , gangly legs, and odd appearence.
They all laughed secretly at the Eelman, with his stiltlike long , gangly legs, and odd appearence.
by Rory O'Doul January 17, 2019