Definitions by Rory O'Doul
cocktail whore
A Cocktail Waitress or Bartender who is phony nice or flirtatious to customers in order to obtain bigger tips. The Cocktail Whore will play the game with male customers, leading them on, and working them in attempt to squeeze more money out of them before they leave. After the male customer checks out and pays their bill and leaves the tip, the Cocktail Whore will no longer give them the time of day.
The Cocktail Whore flirted with me to try to gain a bigger tip, but I saw thru it and left an average tip. After that she turned her back on me and walked away, on to the next guy she would try to fleece out of as much of his money that she could.
cocktail whore by Rory O'Doul December 4, 2018
Weiner Cleaner
Weiner Cleaner by Rory O'Doul June 13, 2018
Butt Weasel
A Homosexual who hangs around wooded Public Areas like Nature Preserves, pretending to be just relaxing and enjoying the scenery, but in reality is trolling for a quick homosexual hookup.
Bruce the Butt Weasel was at the park again, eyeballing some fellow Homos, and trying to get a quick blowjob, when the Rangers spotted him and kicked him out, due to citizen complaints of his obvious trolling for Queers.
Butt Weasel by Rory O'Doul June 13, 2018
Oak Lawn
A village just southwest of Chicago that is known for a severe tornado that tore it apart back in the 1960's. Also known as Stroke Lawn and Joke Lawn, due to its doofis political leaders. Also known in GuinnessBook of World Records repeatedlyas the noisiest town in the USA, due to constant ambulances going to the local trauma center all day and night, 24-7-365, many times with shot up Chicagoland Gang Bangers. Additionallythere are non sto train horns,loud trucks, cars and motorcycles, and mentally disturbed people everywhere causing disturbances , noise, and problems. Barking dogs are everywhere, and all the rental apartments are section 8 buildings. The town is basically an extention of Chicago. The local politicians are known for being boozers and lazy slackers who fail to do much other than to let the good busineses slip away and close, and get them replaced with garbage ghettolike fast food joints, which bring in more Section 8 types. There aretraffic jams everywhere, and the street lights are poorly sinchronized, causingconstant delays, and will make you take 20 minutes or so just to drive thru a town only a few miles long. There are also all sorts of signs posted everywhere, as the Mayor is a sign-happy Dimwit. Pretty much run just like Chicago, same mentality, and many of the same problems, due to shallow thinking and mentality. Complaints about ongoing problems are seldom addressed properly and rectified. It's pass the buck, Chicago Style. Patronage Lackeys
Oak Lawn was once a good place to live, but now sucks thanks to the politicians being lazy slackers.
Oak Lawn by Rory O'Doul June 13, 2018
Mount Greenwood
A southwest side Chicago with the heaviest population of Irish anywhere in the USA outside of Ireland. It is also called "Little Ireland". Almost everyone living there is part or full blooded Irish. Most are City workers and the neighborhood is known for many drunken hijinks, rowdiness, and numerous taverns. The women are mostly known for being frumpy, overweight, grouchy cows, and the men known for being sloppily dressed, lazy drunkards and rowdys, who are not very intelligent. Many of these problematic drunken adolescents are the sons and daughtera of police officers and firemen, and because of it, frequently avoid being arrested due to their parents connections.
Yes, the Lads over at the tavern again got drunk and were fighting, and the Cops assigned to Mount Greenwood again had to come out and break it up. No one was arrested as usual, because their Dads and Moms were all Chicago Cops and Firemen. The O'Toole Boy got another tooth knocked out, and only has 4 left. His fat wife came to Mass the next day, and was all smelly and looked like she slept in her clothes again.
Mount Greenwood by Rory O'Doul June 13, 2018