It’s when you get a can of beans and heated up in Mach 10 and land in a African village (preferablly ookagawlahawsha) and shove it up the local gay mans ass (can opener is already up there) and pull it out and throw it in a cathedral and the citizens run and you go and retrieve and it is brain.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. PenguinBooks,1992. p. 38)