Definitions by RollyPolly657
Pull
Generally attributed to men. 'To pull' means attracting a member of the opposite sex successfully to the extent that you are able to date the person and presumably make out with them or engage in sex at some point in the future.
If you 'pull' somebody, they are intensely attracted to you as well.
If you 'pull' somebody, they are intensely attracted to you as well.
Sarah: What's the deal with Lizzie?
Mary: I heard she made out with John after the football game yesterday!
Sarah: Yeah, he pulled her.
Mary: I heard she made out with John after the football game yesterday!
Sarah: Yeah, he pulled her.
Pull by RollyPolly657 May 3, 2022
Gay
Gay by RollyPolly657 April 21, 2022
High school
A fusion of education and prison for adolescents.
Calling it 'the best four years of your life' is fucking bullshit. Each year you spend at this so-called 'school' has it's own special horrors.
Freshmen: Every other grade hates you. You probably hate yourself, too, because you're too goofy for the older grades who've lost their desire to exist. Having anything remotely close to an interaction with one of you is like trying to talk to a circus animal who just got introduced to cocaine.
Sophomores: At this point, you begin to understand why freshman are hated as much as they are. The main feature of your sophomore year is that 'groups' such as the athletes, the nerds, and the druggies emerge. It's like being in a television show where everybody is a walking stereotype.
Juniors: You've probably lost your sanity and your will to live by this point. Because senior year is just a big blow-off and a waste of everybody's time, you get to spend this year cramming four semesters' worth of content into two. The main specialty of this year is getting carpet-bombed into oblivion by homework.
Seniors: You spend no time on school whatsoever. In school, you probably don't give a single fuck what your grades are and will instead devote endless hours to doing nothing when you could be in college or at home learning a skill.
Calling it 'the best four years of your life' is fucking bullshit. Each year you spend at this so-called 'school' has it's own special horrors.
Freshmen: Every other grade hates you. You probably hate yourself, too, because you're too goofy for the older grades who've lost their desire to exist. Having anything remotely close to an interaction with one of you is like trying to talk to a circus animal who just got introduced to cocaine.
Sophomores: At this point, you begin to understand why freshman are hated as much as they are. The main feature of your sophomore year is that 'groups' such as the athletes, the nerds, and the druggies emerge. It's like being in a television show where everybody is a walking stereotype.
Juniors: You've probably lost your sanity and your will to live by this point. Because senior year is just a big blow-off and a waste of everybody's time, you get to spend this year cramming four semesters' worth of content into two. The main specialty of this year is getting carpet-bombed into oblivion by homework.
Seniors: You spend no time on school whatsoever. In school, you probably don't give a single fuck what your grades are and will instead devote endless hours to doing nothing when you could be in college or at home learning a skill.
High school by RollyPolly657 April 15, 2022
curved
Getting curved: like a rejection, but way worse.
Most of the time a girl does it to a guy, but it can happen the other way too. Basically the person gives you a strong sense that they like you by sending all of the 'common signals' (laughing, twirling hair, eye contact, etc...) Then when you ask them out, they say no and frequently make fun of you.
A lot of the time, popular girls do this for fun because hurting people's feelings is now considered a legitimate pastime in our corroded society.
Noun or past-tense form for 'curve'
See also: bitch
Most of the time a girl does it to a guy, but it can happen the other way too. Basically the person gives you a strong sense that they like you by sending all of the 'common signals' (laughing, twirling hair, eye contact, etc...) Then when you ask them out, they say no and frequently make fun of you.
A lot of the time, popular girls do this for fun because hurting people's feelings is now considered a legitimate pastime in our corroded society.
Noun or past-tense form for 'curve'
See also: bitch
John: I thought Rebecca liked me bro.
Mike: What, you got rejected?
John: She kept glancing at me so I thought she liked me.
Mike: Oh I see. You got curved.
Mike: What, you got rejected?
John: She kept glancing at me so I thought she liked me.
Mike: Oh I see. You got curved.
curved by RollyPolly657 April 15, 2022
school
The biggest waste of time on the planet. It sucks up taxpayer dollars, time, sleep, happiness, and your childhood, and outputs bullies, drugs, and homework. You are taken there by a yellow monstrosity known as a bus, and are forced to sit patiently as it picks up other kids. The majority of these 'kids' are morons who play loud music, yell and cuss, talk about sex, throw trash, disrespect authority, pretend to be tough, and eat hot cheetos. With such 'powerful' people on the bus, you will somehow end up getting harassed and picked on. It is virtually impossible to do homework, study, sleep, relax, or focus on anything outside of blankly staring ahead wishing you were somewhere else. Once you are off the bus, you enter into your school where your ass begins to develop lumps of what look like malign cancer due to sitting in a hard, plastic chair all day. After several periods in hell, you get to arrive at the cafeteria, where you can enjoy half-cooked frozen food that looks like it was taken straight out of a swamp and put in the microwave for half an hour. If you trip and spill food on yourself, consider your high-school career over. Skills that could easily be picked up by a robot are instead thrown as responsibilities onto you so that instead of doing something valuable with your time, you can be learning quadratic formulas from Sal Khan. In conclusion, school was the combined vision of Satan and the American education system.
school by RollyPolly657 January 12, 2021