Rodney Basil's definitions

bowler derby

Small hat with a rounded top. Often worn by British folks or oldsters.

I just bought 12 bowler derbies! Let's have a party!

by Rodney Basil October 7, 2003

Surrender 101

A course that must be taken in France along with foreign language.

Sac're bleu! My Surrender 101 teacher gave me a 6-page essay on the military successes of France! How do they expect me to pull that off?

by Rodney Basil May 11, 2004

Simpsons Talker

One who believes they know about politics solely on the basis that they watch The Simpsons. However, when goaded into as discussion on politics, all they can usually do is recite quotes or jokes from The Simpsons.

The Simpsons Talker tried to convince me that Castro was a thief by citing the trillion-dollar bill episode, in which Castro stole a trillion-dollar bill from Mr. Burns.

by Rodney Basil April 21, 2004

identity theft

When someone steals someone else's credit card, and then proceeds to buy tons of stuff and put it ont their account.

Citi can help with identity theft.

by Rodney Basil November 5, 2003

birthday

Something not celecrated by Jehovah's Witnesses.

Happy birthday, Ron!

by Rodney Basil January 17, 2004

triple-dog-dare

The superlative dare; Can only be used to counter a double-dare.

Rodney: I dare you to watch C-Span for two consecutive hours!

Basil: Well, I double-dare you to watch C-Span for two consecutive hours!

Rodney: Well, I triple-dog-dare you to watch C-Span for two consecutive hours!

by Rodney Basil November 2, 2003