Definitions by Rod Brock

Mister Happy 

A dildo. A kind of sex toy, usually modeled after the male member, used primarily by females, but sometimes employed in sexplay by either heterosexual or homosexual couples.

Men are a pain in the ass - you have to feed and coddle them and stroke their egos. All Mister Happy needs is two "D" batteries.

Mister Happy by Rod Brock September 24, 2005

the demon did it 

Term used to explain away a circumstance that no one accepts responsibility for, or that seemingly cannot be explained in a prosaic manner.

Mike: Who the fuck took a bite out of my sandwich?
Ike: I dunno. I guess the demon did it.

the demon did it by Rod Brock September 24, 2005

a rag o' bone and a hank o' hair 

An extremely emaciated individual.

Good lord, she's just a rag o' bone and a hank o' hair - a stiff wind would blow her away!

a rag o' bone and a hank o' hair by Rod Brock September 24, 2005

snob hill 

An upscale neighborhood populated by rich, pretentious persons. A play on words after San Francisco's "Nob Hill" neighborhood, which is often characterized as "swanky" and "upscale."

He thinks he's a real big dog now that he's moved up to snob hill.

snob hill by Rod Brock September 24, 2005

flatten it 

To step on the gas. To "floor it."

Man, 'da policeman is catchin' up wit' us - flatten it!

flatten it by Rod Brock September 24, 2005

Herman the one-eyed German 

A penis. Whimsical term for the male sexual member.

I hope Herman the one-eyed German isn't planning a visit tonight - I'm tired and have a headache.

Herman the one-eyed German by Rod Brock September 24, 2005

love nuts 

Pain and swelling in the testicles when the male becomes extremely aroused, but is denied the sex act. Same meaning as blue balls.

Man, she don't put out - that's three nights in a row I've gone home with love nuts.

love nuts by Rod Brock September 24, 2005