Ayatollah Soy Latte

Jack Dorcy,

Founder of Twitter

Q . "What's up with Jack Dorcys new Osama Bin Laden style look?"
A. "Oh, right, you mean Ayatollah Soy Latte?
I think he's is trying to curry favor with BIG Twitter shareholder,

Saudi Prince Alwaleed Bin Talal ."

by RocketMan February 04, 2021

Sluth

A slutty sloth that has sex with all the male sloths in the area.

That sluth is so loose she "gets around" faster than she gets around.

by rocketman January 31, 2005

Dick Chuck

When a girl deep throats your weiner, gags, then barfs all over you, your dick, and everything else.

A week after the Dick Chuck I was still trying the get the stains out of the carpet and my weiner.

by rocketman January 31, 2005

Pamela Handerson

My right hand with which I stroke.

I had sex last night with Pamela Handerson.

by rocketman January 31, 2005

Sweater Cows

Big boobs or big clothed boobs.

I'd like to take a peek at her sweater cows.

by rocketman January 31, 2005

Phone Sex

When you slap your penis between a flip phone and procede to have sex with it.

I had phone sex but accidentally electrocuted myself and singed my penis.

by rocketman January 31, 2005

Mognerm Werbatfik

1. An expression of utter boredom.

2. An expression of complete randomness and irrelevancy.

3. An expression commonly used in conjunction with many other random distractions, in an effort to confuse and eventually defeat the enemy.

Mike: Hey! Whats going on?
Frank: Mognerm Werbatfik!
Mike: What the hell?

by Rocketman December 24, 2004