Robopoet's definitions

zomoeba

A brain eating amoeba.

George Bush does not need to worry about the zomoebas when he goes swimming.

by Robopoet January 4, 2009

jesustinance

Sustinance that Christians derive from Jesus.

That drunken, gambling, cheating Christian lost everything. All that keeps him going now is Jesustinance.

by Robopoet January 4, 2009

doodiebomb

Referring to feces to get a laugh. Popularized by the comedy troupe Stella.

I enjoyed the doodiebombs in every Austin Powers movie.

by Robopoet February 20, 2006

Beetzaria

A retaurant where beetzas (beet pizzas) are served.

"Lets pop in at the beetzaria and snag some beetzas."

by Robopoet October 31, 2009

take me down

This experience is great. I'm high. As in the Guns n' Roses lyrics, "Take me down to the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty."

This weed is really good. Take me down.

by Robopoet August 11, 2005

rigor mortgage

The feeling that sets in when you realize the value of your house is approaching zero.

How do you feel about the halted construction in your neighborhood?
I'm stiff with rigor mortgage.

by Robopoet February 22, 2008

galaxative

The most powerful laxative in the galaxy.

If you want a more powerful laxative you'll have to go to another galaxy because this is totally galaxative.

by Robopoet January 7, 2008