Roberto's definitions

rubbertoe

a toe made out of rubber.

in online gaming, the name of a player with style who's real name is roberto.

i am roberto; i am rubbertoe

by roberto May 24, 2004

titix

Short for "titty fix", which is the need to see and/or feel female breasts; can come in porn and/or human contact

Amanda, Im either going to get my titix from you or the centerfold.

by Roberto November 11, 2004

two bob

when someone is not worth a wank

that peter is always poncing the plum he is proper two bob!!

by roberto February 16, 2004

cuga

an extreme hoser. usually found roaming in the wilderness in search of other hosers to eat for dinner.

Did you see that cuga run by?

by Roberto March 23, 2004

mystify soccer

The greatest game in the history of time.
Check it out at www.mystifygames.co.uk

The best game ever is mystify soccer

by Roberto March 26, 2004

batch

Any member of the Batch family, primarily Zane. Synonymous with small, weak, pre pubescent freshman.

Shut the fuck up you little batch!

by Roberto December 14, 2003

OG beat down

two or more OGs physically assaulting one who is not one of their homeez. Also means initiating someone into your gang by beating them up.

"Ready homie? OG beat down on 3"

If you wanna join us you gotta survive an OG beat down"

by Roberto December 14, 2003