Definitions by RobertOldhead
gelatocise
v.i. to eat gelato while exercising, particularly going on a walk through a city, the product of which is burning off the calories from walking that you just ingested from the gelato, therefore justifying the indulgence.
gelatocise by RobertOldhead September 1, 2010
Bro Beard
n.
1. A beard style that naturally grows on a bro
2. A beard which innately designates someone as a bro
Variants:
-From chops to chin
-Strictly chin hair
1. A beard style that naturally grows on a bro
2. A beard which innately designates someone as a bro
Variants:
-From chops to chin
-Strictly chin hair
Bro Beard by RobertOldhead April 7, 2009
letters
"Hunny, did you get my letters?"
"No G-ma, I've been checking my computer for weeks and they still haven't shown up. Maybe the server is down..."
"No G-ma, I've been checking my computer for weeks and they still haven't shown up. Maybe the server is down..."
letters by RobertOldhead January 13, 2009
raccident
Accidental racking of someone (male).
Unintentional collision between an object and a man's testicles.
Unintentional collision between an object and a man's testicles.
Even though Steve knew that Jill only raccidentally hit him with the tennis ball, he wouldn't talk to her for the rest of the day.
"Did you see Paul at the party? He tried to jump a fence and had a raccident! It was hilarious!"
"Did you see Paul at the party? He tried to jump a fence and had a raccident! It was hilarious!"
raccident by RobertOldhead December 21, 2008
President's Day
Definition:
A holiday in the United States made to celebrate our past presidents. (Including George W. Bush and Nixon)
History:
When the United States of America won the Revolutionary War in 1783 the People wanted George Washington to be King, but he just wanted to sit on his ass at his luxury estate in Virginia. So instead the People had to settle with him being President, and in their sadness the People decided to hold a birthday party every year for Washington. Politicians later in the 1990s the idiots who invented Political Correctness changed the name from Our King's Birthday to President's Day, and decided that would be a good reason to have 50% off sweaters at JC Penny's.
A holiday in the United States made to celebrate our past presidents. (Including George W. Bush and Nixon)
History:
When the United States of America won the Revolutionary War in 1783 the People wanted George Washington to be King, but he just wanted to sit on his ass at his luxury estate in Virginia. So instead the People had to settle with him being President, and in their sadness the People decided to hold a birthday party every year for Washington. Politicians later in the 1990s the idiots who invented Political Correctness changed the name from Our King's Birthday to President's Day, and decided that would be a good reason to have 50% off sweaters at JC Penny's.
"Back in my day we walked barefoot through the snow to school. Uphill both ways! And President's Day didn't exist! We celebrated King George Washington's Birthday!"
"Don't miss our semi-annual President's Day Sale. All sweaters: 50% off!"
"Don't miss our semi-annual President's Day Sale. All sweaters: 50% off!"
President's Day by RobertOldhead December 18, 2008
SIFT
Peter: Dude, did you see Chad at parents' night? He's got such a MILF!
Joe: You should see his SIFT!
Joe: You should see his SIFT!
SIFT by RobertOldhead December 17, 2008
Nihowdy
Nihowdy by RobertOldhead December 9, 2008