Robert Akins's definitions
n. Congratulations - you've just had casual sex with a bondage porn star. Derived from the MTV Liquid Television cartoon Aeon Flux, now a Charlize Theron movie.
by Robert Akins September 7, 2005

*When examining a painting.* Hm... No, no, that's cocksided.
by Robert Akins September 7, 2005

n. A young girl with issues who has intermitten bouts of rage. In the case of someone who is 'angry candy', these moments are ironic and sad, because the girl is so small she can't actually damage anything other than herself.
"Relax, angry candy. It'll all be over soon, so put down the pillow and take a moment of chill, kay?"
by Robert Akins April 17, 2006

n. A bombardment of media by the news on a subject that, realistically, isn't that important. Cindy Sheehan, Paris Hilton, and Gus Van Sant would not exist to you if flak riot did not exist.
I didn't care much for the first two, but the flak riot on GTA San Andreas' hidden porn hack almost makes it worth purchasing...
by Robert Akins September 7, 2005

adjnoun. 1. The departure of a person or series of persons with the quickness of ninjas.
2. Randomness.
3. An explosion with people doing Karate rocketing out.
2. Randomness.
3. An explosion with people doing Karate rocketing out.
by Robert Akins December 7, 2004

The call-sign of the young, fiesty, female operative on the 'Global Frequency' comic book series and soon-to-be television program. Inspired by Borges, she alone heads the network of monitors and agents connected by phone.
"Central is secure. And I've got one who can talk. We are going to find out exactly who they were and make sure they don't hurt anyone else, ever.
Because that's what the Global Frequency is for."
Because that's what the Global Frequency is for."
by Robert Akins June 2, 2004

An amalgamation of words that best describe happy-fun-cool better than the amalgamation happy-fun-cool.
by Robert Akins December 8, 2004
