Robert's definitions

Sleepy Steve

Sleepy Steve is when you find a sleeping friend, and squat down on the pillow next to his face and lay a big turd. You then proceed to stick your finger in it and write you initials on his forehead. Then you squat down on their face, well spearding your asscrack, and put then tip of their nose into it so their nose is covered with shit. Then if they still aren't awake, you have the right to japanese donkey punch them.

Before Andrew went to bed Robert told him to watch out for a Sleepy Steve... he wasnt kidding...

by Robert October 6, 2004

codger

An elderly person. Can also be a person of name Margret who has red hair and is quite dumb.

Woah dude maggies such a codger

by robert March 25, 2005

Validility

The degree to which something is true or correct.

"Far as that goes, I think we should compare the validility of the data verse what the user says."

by Robert October 24, 2003

workaholic

A person who works too hard, even when they are meant to be on vacation.

Elizabeth Owens

by Robert January 18, 2004

flip off

to stick middle finger up at people. usally if u r in the hood u will get it shot off.

AAAAAAAAAH!!! I just flipped off that guy and he shot it off!

by robert August 30, 2003

dichotomy

1. Division into two usually contradictory parts or opinions.
2. Astronomy. The phase of the moon, Mercury, or Venus when half of the disk is illuminated.
3. Botany. Branching characterized by successive forking into two approximately equal divisions.

“the dichotomy of the one and the many” (Louis Auchincloss)

by Robert August 26, 2003

skanger

The Skanger: these creatures numbers are growing at quite an alarming rate due to their frenetic breeding, they are most likely recognised by shabby reebok and or addidas gear or if their really moving up in the criminal world,nike. They can also be recognised by their unusual birdlike walk which usually involves them moving their head back and forth much akin to a pigeon on speed.
Can be heard to say if in their immediate "pack" or "herd" of freinds "waaaaats tha storeeeeeeeee" or if a passer by- "Give us your mobile or I'll fuckin knife ya ya fuckin mupa!"
mating call:"Here Get out yar dick will yas!!!"

"Oh Darling look at that awful character he is defecating on that BMW ! "

by Robert July 23, 2003