Robert's definitions

JackAss

an awsome show that should be on every channel

Put Jackass on Cartoon Network!

by robert August 30, 2003

y'all

Derived from the old English ye and all. Originally used in colonial America. Now often used to represent you all.

What are y'all up to.

by Robert March 30, 2004

codger

An elderly person. Can also be a person of name Margret who has red hair and is quite dumb.

Woah dude maggies such a codger

by robert March 25, 2005

sphincter

a stupid person, or a stuck up individual

sphincter says wut?

by robert March 14, 2004

soseh

and armenian warrior of old age armenia

soseh mayrik was a tough warrior (fedai)

by Robert October 10, 2004

dichotomy

1. Division into two usually contradictory parts or opinions.
2. Astronomy. The phase of the moon, Mercury, or Venus when half of the disk is illuminated.
3. Botany. Branching characterized by successive forking into two approximately equal divisions.

“the dichotomy of the one and the many” (Louis Auchincloss)

by Robert August 26, 2003

vibrator

a long slippery rubber that vibrates, which many women feel inclined to stick up their pussies for sexual pleasure.

Damn Katy, after Robert, I don't think even a vibrator will pop me.

by Robert May 14, 2004