Robert's definitions

Morrowind

i badass game that you suck at when you first start out but get uber by level 25.

DAMNIT! i dont have cure blight potion damn rats.*drops all daedric armor and weapons* ok gotta remember where this is. 2 days later: wtf happen to my armor and weapons?!

by robert July 30, 2004

nobcheese

A nob with cheese on the end

robert hervery (herbs)

by Robert March 10, 2003

sanctimonious

giving a hypocrital appearance of piety

if i was sanctimonious, i would probably give lectures about the 10 commandments, then go rob banks.

by Robert June 21, 2004

the deed

having sex for the first time

i did 'the deed'the other day

by robert May 13, 2005

zero1

Big headed and nerdy kid who tends to piss everyone off with his ignorant comments. (troll)

zero1: BLAH BLAH BLAH
Bob: Go back to your damn cage! :@

by Robert April 6, 2004

Sleepy Steve

Sleepy Steve is when you find a sleeping friend, and squat down on the pillow next to his face and lay a big turd. You then proceed to stick your finger in it and write you initials on his forehead. Then you squat down on their face, well spearding your asscrack, and put then tip of their nose into it so their nose is covered with shit. Then if they still aren't awake, you have the right to japanese donkey punch them.

Before Andrew went to bed Robert told him to watch out for a Sleepy Steve... he wasnt kidding...

by Robert October 6, 2004

Shagari

an abnormally tall and ugly man who can't control the volume or pitch of his voice; has no athletic ability; a native of the Tinka tribe in Western Nigeria; enjoys hunting gazelles and having sex with zebras; will occasionally block a shot or two but come on his arm are fucking 8 feet long

Shagari is probably the worst player in college basketball.

Did you see that kindergartner school Shagari.

by Robert March 26, 2005