Food Court Druids

Teenage Goths obsessed with fantasy role-playing games like Magic the Gatherer
A special breed of Goths obsessed with fantasy role-playing games like Yu-Gi-Oh! Lord of the Rings, and other games associated with orcs, dragons, and plate-mail armor wearing alligators.
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B.O.Blivious

People who challenge the conventions of fashion by clashing what appears to be a clean and ironed look with a rank unkempt stench reminiscent of the Bally towel bin.
Unlike the typical unkempt person who knows he's probably a little ripe but just doesn't care, people who are B.O.Blivious are completely unaware of the problem.
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Hot Sauce Guy

he likes things spicy and always has the Tobasco sauce at his desk to prove it
A good Hot Sauce Guy will stock his desk with exotic mixtures from foreign lands, like Singapore Sizzle, Aztec Zinger, and Jalapeno Hal.
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Dial Drones

People who are addicted to talking on their cell phones
When ordering a cappucino at a cafe, dial drones multitask by making a call while they order
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Telemutes

People who call friends and family regularly, but don't actually have anything to say.
A phone conversation with a telemute often consists of thirty minutes of you trying to come up with something to say.
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Jumping Beans

People who unexpectedly jump into a Spanish accent mid-sentence when pronouncing the word "Latino," only to finish their statement in accent-free English.
Though Jumping Beans were at one time Latino newscasters exclusively, people of any race or occupation can now be Jumping Beans.
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Check-Mates

Office buddies who corner you into being their friends
'Are you going out for lunch today?' is a favorite line of the Check-Mates
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