A special breed of Goths obsessed with fantasy role-playing games like Yu-Gi-Oh! Lord of the Rings, and other games associated with orcs, dragons, and plate-mail armor wearing alligators.
People who challenge the conventions of fashion by clashing what appears to be a clean and ironed look with a rank unkempt stench reminiscent of the Bally towel bin.
Unlike the typical unkempt person who knows he's probably a little ripe but just doesn't care, people who are B.O.Blivious are completely unaware of the problem.
A good Hot Sauce Guy will stock his desk with exotic mixtures from foreign lands, like Singapore Sizzle, Aztec Zinger, and Jalapeno Hal.
A phone conversation with a telemute often consists of thirty minutes of you trying to come up with something to say.
People who unexpectedly jump into a Spanish accent mid-sentence when pronouncing the word "Latino," only to finish their statement in accent-free English.
Though Jumping Beans were at one time Latino newscasters exclusively, people of any race or occupation can now be Jumping Beans.