56 definitions by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic
Back-to-the-earth parents who would rather their children find creative ways to express themselves than play competitive sports like soccer.
Kite-Flying Parents think that painting the top of an umbrella with festive finger paints or making bird feeders out of pinecones and peanut butter are activities that are better suited for children.
Overly candid letter writers who reveal personal and/or demoralizing information in their uncensored diatribes
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A disclaimer often accompanies a Wesminster Dog Show Aunt, such as "We love Aunt Jenny, but she's a little different. In fact, that's why we love her."
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Genealogy Grandparents will tell the cashier at Linens 'n Things that their lineage can be traced back to Charlemagne
When things get too serious, Antigentites simply break things off, insisting they can only commit to Jewish partners.