56 definitions by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic

Airheaded women who flirt with men because they have nothing else to say
Flairheads have always been physically desirable and therefore never felt the need to develop a personality of their own.
Get the Flairheads mug.
Young boy toys in their late teens or early twenties who have been initiated prematurely into the world of clubbing.
Twinkies often live very recklessly.
Get the Twinkies mug.
An earnest-talking, micromanaging, office-jargon aficionado who has no hands-on knowledge of company procedures or logistics
Straightshooters rarely take their duties very seriously, but it's important to them to appear diligent in order to gain acceptance and power within the office hierarchy.
Get the Straightshooter mug.
Guppies are go-getters with successful careers and expensive, smart casual wardrobes to match.
Guppies have Type-A personalities and sometimes become Sugar Daddies to less successful mates.
Get the Guppie mug.
The tech guy who is always on hand with his boredom-induced warmth and good cheer
Since the plug's job entails troubleshooting tech issues, he's often allotted extra free time when no one is having specific problems with their computers.
Get the Plug mug.
People who interview strangers at parties, weddings, and social events moments after meeting them.
Griffins reveal little about themselves but quickly propel a rapid fire of question to whomever is the subject of their attention.
Get the Griffins mug.