Rob Porter's definitions

bunghole

1. (n.) Synonymous with anus/asshole/ringpiece/balloon knot.

2. (v.) To buttfuck a person (see also cornhole and pound).

1. You have a rather nice looking bunghole. Mind if I insert my holepole into it for a bit?

2. G'day, mate... I got my rocks off last night by getting bungholed by three different sailors.

by Rob Porter September 29, 2007

barf meat

(n.) Refers to the lumpy objects that may be be ejected from the mouth as a result of over-eating and puking your guts out.

See also blowing lunch.

"Say, nurse, was there any barf meat in the vomit that came out of that patient in room 204?"

"Yes, doctor. I did a taste test on a chunk and there's no doubt that he recently ate raw oysters and Beefaroni."

"Thank you, nurse. Let's repeat in four hours, OK?"

"All RIGHT, man! Uhm... I mean... Yes, doctor."

by Rob Porter October 23, 2007

dumphole

(n.) The anus and rectum of any primate, including homo sapiens.

Say, doctor, do you have any medicine for hemorroids? There's a Turkish freighter about to dock and my dumphole is itching like hell!

by Rob Porter May 15, 2008

clitoromaniac

(n.) One who is obsessed or particularly infatuated with clitori of all varieties.

Suzie loves to lick clits 24/7. Man, she's a fucking clitoromaniac!

by Rob Porter December 27, 2007

munching monkey

(v. gerund) A euphemism for eating pussy.

Belinda and Stephanie got together for a 69 and ended up munching monkey all night long.

by Rob Porter December 24, 2007

hoedown

(n.) What a police officer says on his radio after encountering an injured or dead prostitute.

"Unit 3 - we have a hoedown! Clear?"

by Rob Porter January 3, 2009

scumbag slut

(n.) One that indulges in felching used condoms (scumbags), regardless of what orifice it was used to penetrate. The afflicted individual then consumes the condom to top off the delicious snack.

As she strutted down the sidewalk in her slutty attire, she thought of how great it felt to be the most popular scumbag slut in the red light district of town.

"Say, Doc, there's three rubbers in the vomit of that guy in ER room 5. This patient is a scumbag slut if I ever saw one."

by Rob Porter March 2, 2009