Rob's definitions

Pumper

Replacement word for wanker or cunt

What a Pumper!

by Rob February 22, 2004

Niff

Jack-off into the hand of someone, and get it all nice and sticky. Tickle the person's face with a feather or such and see what they do...

to niff someone, to be niffed, or I am niffing.

by Rob February 18, 2004

Helpdesk

The infested rectum of a dead camel, where legions of undying techs are forced to provide support to the brainless masses. There only reprive being the mute button and the occasional 'actual' retard calling up providing entertainment

Helpdesk = Hell = Infested rectum of a dead camel

by Rob February 16, 2004

wiggette

A white girl who wishes she was black.

Sarah is such a wiggette; her and all of her friends wish they were black.

by rob February 16, 2004

handsome

Ugliest person i have ever seen

Rob Searle is handsome

by Rob February 10, 2004

diabetic

when someone does something that is so sweeet simply calling the occurence sweeet is an overwhelmingly large understatment

Scotty worked his magic johnson stylings for the 5th time tonight! Diabetic

by rob February 10, 2004

yo

The way white people who think they are gangsta say "hello"

yo man, sup?

by Rob February 6, 2004