Roastmasters's definitions

Fapnapkin

(n) The disposable apparatus used to catch the ejaculated semen after masturbating. Often a tissue or napkin.

Johnny had his fapnapkin by him at his bedside

by Roastmasters September 15, 2010

R

The sexiest fucking letter in the known alphabet, followed closely by V.

R is the best thing to happen to humanity and you know it, no exceptions.

by Roastmasters June 24, 2009

Water

Where New Orleans used to be.

Water falls from the friking sky you friking dumby, get a life go outside.

by Roastmasters May 29, 2009

Internet

An alibi

Because of the internet, everynight before bed, I hear a little girl's cry.

by Roastmasters May 17, 2009

HAHA

Half Assed Humor Attempt

HAHA you're a whore!

by Roastmasters June 7, 2009

L

Something the Korean dialect desperately lacks.

I'r rike a mirrion remons prease- Korean guy l

by Roastmasters June 28, 2009

MTV

The orange juice concentrate of all TV networks containing only 1% or less of what it's supposed to have.

MTV sucks

by Roastmasters May 17, 2009