Water

Where New Orleans used to be.

Water falls from the friking sky you friking dumby, get a life go outside.

by Roastmasters May 29, 2009

Internet

An alibi

Because of the internet, everynight before bed, I hear a little girl's cry.

by Roastmasters May 17, 2009

L

Something the Korean dialect desperately lacks.

I'r rike a mirrion remons prease- Korean guy l

by Roastmasters June 28, 2009

Patrick

A fat pink starfish

Patrick?!?

by Roastmasters July 25, 2009

MTV

The orange juice concentrate of all TV networks containing only 1% or less of what it's supposed to have.

MTV sucks

by Roastmasters May 17, 2009

Fapnapkin

(n) The disposable apparatus used to catch the ejaculated semen after masturbating. Often a tissue or napkin.

Johnny had his fapnapkin by him at his bedside

by Roastmasters September 15, 2010

R

The sexiest fucking letter in the known alphabet, followed closely by V.

R is the best thing to happen to humanity and you know it, no exceptions.

by Roastmasters June 24, 2009