"Ohhh shit dude, I went baby bust in Samantha, no I'm gonna have to stick her with a coathanger and eat that shit."
by Rob July 05, 2004
In most cases a plumber, but can be construed to include sewer workers or the operator of a septic tank truck.
My uncle (true story) who is a pipefitter, told me "Boy, I'm a pipefitter, not a plumber. I fit pipes. A plumber ain't nothin' but a turd wrestler". or "Septic tank's backed up, better call the turd wrestler."
by Rob November 19, 2003
Adjective. Literally referring to the high class area of town, Uptown can generally be used as a positive adjective in any situation.
"these shoes are uptown"
"this beer is uptown"
or...
Rob: "hey Cott did you get some poon-tang last night?"
Scott: "Why indeed I did kind sir! It was motherfucking UP-Town!"
"this beer is uptown"
or...
Rob: "hey Cott did you get some poon-tang last night?"
Scott: "Why indeed I did kind sir! It was motherfucking UP-Town!"
by Rob January 12, 2005
Noun. Slang. Refers to the dreaded C-bomb...Chlamydia. The fishy discharge from the cock and/or cunthole and the spelling of the word chlamydia combine to make the Ivar's Special.
by Rob January 12, 2005
fully sik, boxhead, net addicted, normally found chasing greek men named jeza the man hunk.. can be found on #funkysexycool but mainly in #ballbreakers on austnet.org u knw uleh!
by rob February 25, 2005
Someone who tries to pick up on women just for the purpose of sex, and then moves on. Frequently in the context of on-line dating.
Jimmy has become quite the online hobagger lately. He took out 3 old hard up skanks last week and boinked 2 of them.
by Rob August 22, 2003