Pistraught

pronounced pi-ˈstrȯt

1: upset or agitated by the urgent need to urinate
2: troubled by the toilet seat being left up or down
Linda was pistraught by Frank always leaving the toilet seat up.

Frank became extremely pistraught when the ferris wheel malfunctioned and he had to drain his vein so bad he could taste it.
by Rimbozaggy April 12, 2023
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Tran-Heuser Busch Syndrome

A mental disorder characterized by the fear of turning gay after drinking Bud Light.
After being diagnosed with Tran-Heuser Busch Syndrome, Frank dedicated his life to raising awareness of the disease in the Breitbart and Fox News comment sections.
by Rimbozaggy April 07, 2023
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queue-anon

Queue-anon (noun) - a person who becomes so obsessed with waiting in line that they begin to believe in secret government conspiracies related to the order of the queue. They start to see patterns and hidden messages in the way people are lining up and become convinced that there is a larger, more sinister plan at work. Queue-anons are often found muttering to themselves about "the true meaning of linearity" and can be easily identified by their tendency to wear aluminum foil hats to block out the mind-controlling signals.
"I used to think waiting in line was just a boring part of life, but after talking to that strange guy in the aluminum foil hat who was muttering about queue-anon, I'm starting to worry that maybe there's more to it than meets the eye."
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Methnocentric

eth· no· cen· tric ˌeth-nō-ˈsen-trik

: characterized by or based on a meth users belief they are superior
Daryl was accused of being methnocentric after lecturing Carl for throwing scrap metal in the dumpster.
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Chinfluencer

Jay Leno or someone famous with Leno-esque facial features such as Jay Leno.
Johhny Carson makes this chinfluencer look like a 4 year old telling knock-knock jokes.
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Spliggy

Male ejaculate characterized as being string like and developing a twirling end-over-end flight pattern shortly after being ejected from the penis. Often achieved by a quick flicking motion of the penis while flexing the bulbocavernosus muscle .
While giving a hand-job to her cousin Frank in the KOA outhouse, Janice narrowly avoided being pelted in the face by the 3" spliggy that was cart-wheeling out of his cock through like a seminal throwing axe.
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Couch Barnacle

Someone who overstays their welcome after you let them sleep on your couch
Stuart stopped having keg parties because he always woke up with couch barnacles.
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