Chinfluencer

Jay Leno or someone famous with Leno-esque facial features such as Jay Leno.

Johhny Carson makes this chinfluencer look like a 4 year old telling knock-knock jokes.

by Rimbozaggy March 30, 2023

Grilliterate

(adjective) - a state of being completely clueless when it comes to outdoor cooking. Grilliterate individuals may be found fumbling with tongs, singeing their eyebrows, and serving up raw chicken to their guests. They are often the butt of jokes at summer barbecues, and are known for their over-reliance on store-bought marinades and pre-made burgers. However, with practice and patience, even the most grilliterate can become master grillers.

"Despite his best efforts to impress his friends with his grilling skills, Jack proved to be completely grilliterate, burning the burgers and undercooking the corn on the cob."

by Rimbozaggy April 21, 2023

Brotuity

(noun) - a tip given by a group of bros at a restaurant or bar, typically in the form of a large wad of crumpled bills that they toss onto the table as they leave. Brotuities are often given as a show of bravado and to demonstrate the bros' perceived wealth and generosity. However, they are often inadequate and do not reflect the actual value of the service provided. Brotuities are also known to cause confusion and annoyance among the staff, who are left to divide up the messy pile of bills among themselves.

"After a night of drinking and shouting, the bros left a brotuity that was barely enough to cover the cost of their drinks, let alone the tip for their overworked server."

by Rimbozaggy April 21, 2023

Prostitutionalist

Someone who is an ardent supporter of a prostitute's right to sell their services.

Janice and her fellow prostitutionalist staged a public protest against laws forbidding them from hoeing.

by Rimbozaggy March 29, 2023

Bosslytize

To use your seniority in the workplace to promote a specific personal interest, cause, or non-work related agenda. Especially as it relates to religious, philosophical, political or spiritual beliefs.

Although corporate policy prohibited using company email for matters unrelated to work, the CEO felt free to bosslytize and would constantly send inspirational bible quotes and religious articles to everyone.

by Rimbozaggy April 08, 2023

Methargic

sedentary and lazy feeling experienced after staying up 3 days on amphetamines

Carl was feeling methargic after spending 18 hours stripping the insulation off of copper wire

by Rimbozaggy March 30, 2023

Couch Barnacle

Someone who overstays their welcome after you let them sleep on your couch

Stuart stopped having keg parties because he always woke up with couch barnacles.

by Rimbozaggy March 29, 2023