Rimbozaggy's definitions

Bosslytize

To use your seniority in the workplace to promote a specific personal interest, cause, or non-work related agenda. Especially as it relates to religious, philosophical, political or spiritual beliefs.

Although corporate policy prohibited using company email for matters unrelated to work, the CEO felt free to bosslytize and would constantly send inspirational bible quotes and religious articles to everyone.

by Rimbozaggy April 8, 2023

Prostitutionalist

Someone who is an ardent supporter of a prostitute's right to sell their services.

Janice and her fellow prostitutionalist staged a public protest against laws forbidding them from hoeing.

by Rimbozaggy March 29, 2023

queue-anon

Queue-anon (noun) - a person who becomes so obsessed with waiting in line that they begin to believe in secret government conspiracies related to the order of the queue. They start to see patterns and hidden messages in the way people are lining up and become convinced that there is a larger, more sinister plan at work. Queue-anons are often found muttering to themselves about "the true meaning of linearity" and can be easily identified by their tendency to wear aluminum foil hats to block out the mind-controlling signals.

"I used to think waiting in line was just a boring part of life, but after talking to that strange guy in the aluminum foil hat who was muttering about queue-anon, I'm starting to worry that maybe there's more to it than meets the eye."

by Rimbozaggy April 21, 2023

Vendettamorphosis

Vendettamorphosis (noun) - the process of transforming from a mild-mannered, peace-loving individual into a revenge-seeking, grudge-holding fiend. It typically occurs after someone has been wronged, and they become fixated on seeking retribution against their perceived oppressor. Symptoms may include obsessively plotting schemes, muttering curses under one's breath, and an intense desire for justice (or revenge, depending on your perspective). Treatment may include meditation, therapy, or simply learning to let it go.

"After years of putting up with his boss's abuse, John experienced a vendettamorphosis and decided to get even by stealing all of his office supplies and leaving anonymous complaints to HR."

by Rimbozaggy April 21, 2023

Jew d'etat

an overthrow by a small group of frugal comedians

The stand-up comedy club now has a 3-drink minimum after the recent Jew d'etat of its previous owners.

by Rimbozaggy March 30, 2023

Couch Barnacle

Someone who overstays their welcome after you let them sleep on your couch

Stuart stopped having keg parties because he always woke up with couch barnacles.

by Rimbozaggy March 29, 2023

Illcliterate

A word used to describe someone who lacks the ability to effectively stimulate the clitoris.

Janet felt disappointed with Franks attempts at pleasing her orally due to his being illcliterate.

by Rimbozaggy July 23, 2025