Rimbozaggy's definitions

Grilliterate

(adjective) - a state of being completely clueless when it comes to outdoor cooking. Grilliterate individuals may be found fumbling with tongs, singeing their eyebrows, and serving up raw chicken to their guests. They are often the butt of jokes at summer barbecues, and are known for their over-reliance on store-bought marinades and pre-made burgers. However, with practice and patience, even the most grilliterate can become master grillers.

"Despite his best efforts to impress his friends with his grilling skills, Jack proved to be completely grilliterate, burning the burgers and undercooking the corn on the cob."

by Rimbozaggy April 21, 2023

Jew d'etat

an overthrow by a small group of frugal comedians

The stand-up comedy club now has a 3-drink minimum after the recent Jew d'etat of its previous owners.

by Rimbozaggy March 30, 2023

Pistraught

pronounced pi-ˈstrȯt

1: upset or agitated by the urgent need to urinate
2: troubled by the toilet seat being left up or down

Linda was pistraught by Frank always leaving the toilet seat up.

Frank became extremely pistraught when the ferris wheel malfunctioned and he had to drain his vein so bad he could taste it.

by Rimbozaggy April 12, 2023

Karensemble

A unit or group of complementary Karens that contribute to a single effect, especially:
a. A coordinated request for the manager.
b. A coordinated demand for you to stop filming them.
c. A group of entitled women who all demand collectively that you do or don't do something lest they report you to the proper authorities.

Franks refusal to honor the pricing error in the weekly ad resulted in a Karensemble of customers demanding to speak with his manager.

by Rimbozaggy April 7, 2023

Spliggy

Male ejaculate characterized as being string like and developing a twirling end-over-end flight pattern shortly after being ejected from the penis. Often achieved by a quick flicking motion of the penis while flexing the bulbocavernosus muscle .

While giving a hand-job to her cousin Frank in the KOA outhouse, Janice narrowly avoided being pelted in the face by the 3" spliggy that was cart-wheeling out of his cock through like a seminal throwing axe.

by Rimbozaggy April 7, 2023

gayjà vu

When you run into a homosexual transvestite or cross-dresser that dressed straight the last time you saw them

I had a total gayjà vu moment when I saw Frank Flanders, er... I... meant, Francheska Flanders at the Whole Foods yesterday.

by Rimbozaggy March 30, 2023

Illcliterate

A word used to describe someone who lacks the ability to effectively stimulate the clitoris.

Janet felt disappointed with Franks attempts at pleasing her orally due to his being illcliterate.

by Rimbozaggy July 23, 2025