RichardSlinger's definitions
Typ0 (type-oh / type-zero): When a person is not your type and has ZERO chance of ever being with you.
Most people have a type when looking for a mate. Some people dont have such a concrete criteria but know who they wont be with under an circumstances, this is referred to as Typ0 or Type Zero.
Typ0 referring to someone with attributes that you cant look past even just for a quick fuck. To fat, too skinny, too old, too ugly, thin wrists, big head or some other thing about them that leaves them zero chance of getting laid.
"Dude why not just get with that girl? Hit it and forget it!"
"No way man shes a total Typ0, not even if she was the last girl on earth."
Typ0 referring to someone with attributes that you cant look past even just for a quick fuck. To fat, too skinny, too old, too ugly, thin wrists, big head or some other thing about them that leaves them zero chance of getting laid.
"Dude why not just get with that girl? Hit it and forget it!"
"No way man shes a total Typ0, not even if she was the last girl on earth."
by RichardSlinger May 10, 2010
Get the Typ0mug. When someone takes a situation and over thinks it to the point of disaster.
Taking a simple problem and turning it into a Rube Goldberg type situation where the solution creates more problems then it solves.
Thinking a situation, that would otherwise be a simple solution if thought through properly, into a catastrophic conclusion.
Taking a simple problem and turning it into a Rube Goldberg type situation where the solution creates more problems then it solves.
Thinking a situation, that would otherwise be a simple solution if thought through properly, into a catastrophic conclusion.
While I knew the only problem with the car was that it needed new spark-plugs, Jake felt it was a better idea to gut the entire electrical system in what can only be described as a thinktastrophe!
He ended up disabling the entire car, ruining the electrical system and engine computer in the process.
Now the car doesn't work at all cause Jake's logic of "You can never be too sure".
He ended up disabling the entire car, ruining the electrical system and engine computer in the process.
Now the car doesn't work at all cause Jake's logic of "You can never be too sure".
by richardslinger September 29, 2010
Get the Thinktastrophemug. The other night Bryce started drinking forties and got inebroated as hell.
He got what?
He got so drunk he started acting like he was black and not a white kid from the suburbs of Vermont.
He got what?
He got so drunk he started acting like he was black and not a white kid from the suburbs of Vermont.
by RichardSlinger September 15, 2011
Get the inebroatedmug. Reaching into a plate of shared nachos, pulling out a large clump of nachos stuck together by toppings and using your other hand to separate them and put back part of the clumped together nachos.
Friend1, reaches in to get some nachos from a shared bowl and pulls out large clumped up pile. Then proceeds to take his other hand and begins to separate them and put some back.
Friend2 "DUDE! What the fuck are you doin?!
Friend1 "I didn't want to take that huge chunk of nachos so I broke it off and put some back.
Friend2 "Nacho faux pas my friend! You NEVER take your hand and break off the nacho holy grail and put some back! 1st nobody wants to eat something you touched with the fingers you've been licking nachoy goodness off of and 2nd, when you get the nacho holy grail you never forsake it by putting it back! You grab your plate and scoop those fuckers up! You earned it!
Friend2 "DUDE! What the fuck are you doin?!
Friend1 "I didn't want to take that huge chunk of nachos so I broke it off and put some back.
Friend2 "Nacho faux pas my friend! You NEVER take your hand and break off the nacho holy grail and put some back! 1st nobody wants to eat something you touched with the fingers you've been licking nachoy goodness off of and 2nd, when you get the nacho holy grail you never forsake it by putting it back! You grab your plate and scoop those fuckers up! You earned it!
by RichardSlinger August 17, 2011
Get the Nacho Faux Pasmug. –noun
1.
an increase in intensity, seriousness, or severity; act of making worse brought on by a bad connection to a gaming server.
1.
an increase in intensity, seriousness, or severity; act of making worse brought on by a bad connection to a gaming server.
I was playing Modern Warfare 2 last night on the XBOX360 and the other teams connections were so bad i began to get Lagrivated.
You might say i was suffering from lagrivation at how bad the connections were and how i kept getting owned by those fucking noobs and their shitty slow connections!
You might say i was suffering from lagrivation at how bad the connections were and how i kept getting owned by those fucking noobs and their shitty slow connections!
by RichardSlinger February 25, 2010
Get the Lagrivationmug. A polite and cute way of describing diarrhea.
Derived from the term "doody" (aka fecal matter, shit) and used to describe diarrhea while speaking publicly to family, friends or coworkers without the unpleasant language of describing the act of diarrhea.
Derived from the term "doody" (aka fecal matter, shit) and used to describe diarrhea while speaking publicly to family, friends or coworkers without the unpleasant language of describing the act of diarrhea.
Sorry I missed out on the office party last night but I had a case of The Doodles.
The Doodles?
Yeah I had the shits but I figured it would be a little nicer to call it The Doodles and save you from hearing me describe my overactive bowel and subsequent shitting problems.
The Doodles?
Yeah I had the shits but I figured it would be a little nicer to call it The Doodles and save you from hearing me describe my overactive bowel and subsequent shitting problems.
by RichardSlinger March 18, 2011
Get the The Doodlesmug.