Richard Black's definitions

unfuckable

A fat black girl that is so grossly overweight nobody would date her, much less have sex with her.

La Toya weighed 550 pounds and was totally unfuckable.

by Richard Black March 11, 2005

cooties

Body lice in the crotch area; same as crabs.

Jerome was often a muff diver and quite frequently you could see the cooties in his eyebrows.

by Richard Black March 15, 2005

welfare queen

n. a lazy, un-wed, child-bearing woman who in the U.S. who milks government assistance for every penny she can. Created by LBJ in his Great Society plan and perpetuated by subsequent presidents.

Zaquina had five illegitimate children by five different men. She qualified for a hefty stipend, medicaide, and food stamps from the government.

She deprived her children of necessities and was able to buy herself a new Cadillac and a new house. Zaquina was, indeed, a welfare queen.

by Richard Black April 17, 2005

swallowing

Ultimate act of love between male homosexual partners - swallowing your lover's load.

Jim felt his love for Joe exude all over his body as he swallowed Joe's load.

by Richard Black March 15, 2005

hussy

n. bitch. In the 1930s through the 1950s the term for a demanding, self-centered, hateful female.

Joan Crawford played the leading role in the movie "The Gorgeous Hussy."

You hussy; stop flirting with my husband.

by Richard Black June 25, 2005

highway to heaven

A line of hair (highway)running from the navel to the crotch (penis).

For gays, a fetish.

At the beach Rock saw a highway to heaven on almost all the guys wearing bikini bathing suits.

by Richard Black March 1, 2005

wadding

Stuffing; the insides of something

Dayum, when that slit ran the red light and almost hit us, it scared the wadding out of me.

by Richard Black March 12, 2005