One library patron to another:
"Eric Jerome Dickey's novels SLEEPING WITH STRANGERS and WAKING WITH ENEMIES are sequels that are really bad. They are page turners, and I can hardly wait for his next novel. He is one bad writer."
"Eric Jerome Dickey's novels SLEEPING WITH STRANGERS and WAKING WITH ENEMIES are sequels that are really bad. They are page turners, and I can hardly wait for his next novel. He is one bad writer."
by Richard Black September 27, 2007
n. a parody on creme de la creme, meaning the best of the best or cream of the cream, quim de la quim is the pussy (best) of all pussies.
With his endowment measuring in excess of ten inches, Tyrone had made Brie Ann's quim commodious and accommodating to the largest penis in the city. His techniques developed her labia muscles to contract at the most opportune time; therefore, Brie Ann was said to have the quim de la quim. Because of such acclaim when the need arose, he had no trouble pimping for her.
by Richard Black April 29, 2005
Dangerous dildo for one who is gay. Emergency rooms report numerous cases were aggresive users got carried away with the veggie, had it slipout of their hands, and turn sideways in the colon. Only a doctor could remove it.
The embarrassment of having the cucumber removed from LeRoy's ass was worse than the medical procedure it took to retrieve the lost veggie.
by Richard Black May 01, 2005
by Richard Black March 23, 2005
Tyrone and Takeshia climaxed at the same time, resulting in a great milky way as both were having unprotected sex and there was nothing to stop the flow of the ebony custard.
by Richard Black February 28, 2005
Tyrone pulled off Kiersten's bathing suit bottom, inserted his ram-rod and started making out right there on the beach.
by Richard Black March 28, 2005
The San Diego hos were lining the docks and ready to service the sailors who were returning to shore after six months at sea.
by Richard Black May 13, 2005