Richard Black's definitions

out of wedlock

n. a phrase that indicates connubial or marriage benefits for male/female couples who have not married and are 'practicing marriage' out of wedlock.

Shi'Thead and Shi'Tisha often 'practice marriage,' live together for a time, and bring children into the world out of wedlock. There are no problems in this because welfare/US govenment will see the mother is well monitored during pregnancy, birth the child free, feed the child by issuing food stamps, provide for all medical benefits, and pay for the schooling of the child through college (Pell Grants). The mother receives a stiped, one for each child born out of wedlock. Everything is taken care of and life is wonderful. There is no limit on the number of children and couples often try for more children so they can get more money. So no wonder immigrants want to come to this country and live the good life and have everything taken care of by the government.

by Richard Black May 15, 2005

chocolate drop

An offensive term for a member of the black race.

Mrs. Jones removed her child from public school when a chocolate drop enrolled.

by Richard Black March 1, 2005

shitteree

A nasty disagreement that could lead to dire consequences.

Since the Board of Directors is so divided, do you expect this to develop into a shitteree?

by Richard Black April 1, 2005

n. pubic hair

Crotch hair; hair covering a human's privates; the bush

Crotch hair in both men and women is natural and can be alluring. Overgrown and totally shaved are turnoffs. A light, neat trim is an enhancement to the area

Tyrone and Brie Ann decided to have a foursome. Neither could get excited over the absence of pubic hair on their partners. Their crotches were totally shaved and waxed and looked childish.

by Richard Black May 1, 2005

box lunch at the y

Oral sex on either sex. The box is the crotch, and when the object is prone on their back and when the legs are spread apart, you have the 'y'. The diner gets between the legs and at the crotch and has a feast.

Tyrone stopped over at Takesheia's and had a box lunch at the y.

by Richard Black April 12, 2005

swell

n. a hobo or hobo clown

Fred Astaire and Judy Garland were a couple of swells in the movie 'Easter Parade.'

by Richard Black March 1, 2005

Aunt Jemima

A fat, ugly black girl with messy hair.

Sadie ain't never gonna catch no man until she cleans herself up, gets some new clothes, and loses weight.

by Richard Black March 12, 2005