Rich Rick 's definitions

on the table

To say that something is "on the table" means that said object is being used as a bargaining chip during negotiations. Used frequently during governmental budget negotiations as a political sacrifice.

Congressional Republicans, in their lust for lower taxes for the wealthy, let it be known that all social safety net programs are on the table.

by rich rick July 20, 2011

in the refrigerator

To say that something is in the refrigerator means that it's a sure thing. Made famous by legendary Los Angeles Lakers basketball play-by-play announcer Chick Hearn.

announcer #1 > can we put this one in the refrigerator?
chick > this game is in the refrigerator!

by rich rick June 21, 2013

port-a-potty

noun The correct spelling for that portable plastic toilet you see outdoors at sporting events, the park, construction sites, the sn00p dogg concert, etc.

when it gets cold out, you might find a homeless person sleeping in the port-a-potty

by rich rick January 16, 2010

terrorist fist bump

noun Barack Obama's fist bump with wife Michelle during
the election campaign. Interpreted by talking heads on Faux
News to be some sign that he's associated with terrorists.

Bill O'lielly: And there it is... the terrorist fist bump once again.

by rich rick March 14, 2011

secret sauce

noun The sauce that Jack-in-the-box put on their burgers starting in the 1980s. It's the color of thousand island dressing. This "secret" was encouraged by Jack as a way to differentiate itself from the other fast food chains.

Um Fernando, a big drop of secret sauce just flew out of your sandwich and landed in your crotch.

by rich rick March 30, 2010

too big to fail

Excuse given by those supporting the wealthy establishment for why millions in taxpayer dollars should be given to large corporations to prevent them from defaulting.

Fake News made sure to drive the point home every few minutes that $10 billion needed to be given to Goldman Sachs because it is too big to fail (that is, so that their investors wouldn't take such a hard hit).

by rich rick July 22, 2011

pistol grippin'

a verb that means: packing and using a gun (aka packing heat!).

I already got enough on my mind to be stressin'
And now I can't even watch the news? It's depressing...
Them dudes lost their lives overseas pistol grippin'...

by rich rick August 6, 2009