by RiceOfCourse September 24, 2022
Get the hilemug. A p e r f e c t l e a r n i n g p r o g r a m t h a t h e l p s k i d s o f a l l a g e s a n d g r a d e s l e a r n ! , according to your horrible teachers. I-Ready is one of the most well-known forms of torture in the United States, often used on young school children and teenagers. It is extremely effective, even more if work piles up. It is ESPECIALLY notorious in online schools. It is hated by every person who has ever seen it on Earth.
"Okay, class, today we're going to do 2 I-Ready le-"
(Loud booing)
"Calm down, class! It's just 2 les-"
"Hey guys, would you rather die in a school shooting than do I-Ready?"
"I'd prefer the former."
"Same."
"Hey, y'all hear that?"
"Oh hey it's the shooter!"
The end. They never did their I-ready.
(Loud booing)
"Calm down, class! It's just 2 les-"
"Hey guys, would you rather die in a school shooting than do I-Ready?"
"I'd prefer the former."
"Same."
"Hey, y'all hear that?"
"Oh hey it's the shooter!"
The end. They never did their I-ready.
by RiceOfCourse April 14, 2023
Get the I-readymug. Cool storm chasing game on roblox where stuff is actually pretty realistic and you can buy storm chasing vehicles and buy beans from the gas station or get sucked up by a tornado or just be some spotter
aside from that if you like storms play it because you like storms
aside from that if you like storms play it because you like storms
"DUDE TD TD TD TD"
"the heck is td"
"TD!!!"
other guy walks in
"he's played too much twisted"
"oh"
twisted (roblox) - roblox game where you chase tornadoes, sometimes die trying, sometimes make a profit larger than when you succeed, drive cars, make money, buy beans from the gas station and try to feed a bag of fucking Lay's chips to a tornado
"the heck is td"
"TD!!!"
other guy walks in
"he's played too much twisted"
"oh"
twisted (roblox) - roblox game where you chase tornadoes, sometimes die trying, sometimes make a profit larger than when you succeed, drive cars, make money, buy beans from the gas station and try to feed a bag of fucking Lay's chips to a tornado
by RiceOfCourse June 23, 2022
Get the twisted (Roblox)mug. How you can say "lmao" on roblox without getting censored by the piece of shit filter called CommunitySift.
by RiceOfCourse February 03, 2023
Get the El maomug. prob like the best shit on youtube
- makes you sleep
- GOOSEBUMPS
- idk
- sexy thumbnails
- not loud
- im 99% sure there is asmr of everything you want, whether it be makeup, a haircut, having sex, eating chalk, or committing genocide, the asmr community's got your back
- makes you sleep
- GOOSEBUMPS
- idk
- sexy thumbnails
- not loud
- im 99% sure there is asmr of everything you want, whether it be makeup, a haircut, having sex, eating chalk, or committing genocide, the asmr community's got your back
"hey, david"
"sup"
"so- like, im getting into asmr and since you listen to asmr a lot whats the best sorta trigger ig"
"i think its haircuts or smthin"
"alr cool"
"you can be creative tho"
"alr"
"sup"
"so- like, im getting into asmr and since you listen to asmr a lot whats the best sorta trigger ig"
"i think its haircuts or smthin"
"alr cool"
"you can be creative tho"
"alr"
by RiceOfCourse January 25, 2023
Get the ASMRmug. The act of putting your phone up to your microphone in any game where voice chat is allowed and playing the most ungodly audio that you can find; IE, Ventrilo servers, Team Fortress 2, and many popular source games. Also happens in Crab Game lobbies, but it's absolutely fucking disastrous. Can also be done with .wav files and played through a program. Usually results in laughter, angry people, or you being votekicked.
fortressguy27: Okay, team, head in from the west flank, sniper, pick them out on the captu-"
AssLicker124__P̵̧͘é̴͚͍ņ̶̛̆ȋ̴̟̱̃s̴̩̜̑ ̵̨͐P̶͔̓͝e ̤͛n ̣́̓ḯ̴͈̿ṣ̴̡͑ ̫̅P̵̕ͅe̴͉̅̿n̶̞͠í̶̠̇s̵̛̟̀ ̴̱̆̚͜P̶̭̏͝ë̴̬́̌n ̖̎̅i ͍͓͂̏s̵̜͂̉ ̪̟̈P̶̭͇̾͝e̶̘̐̇n ̢̼̆̀i̵̝̐s ̘͖͛̇ ̴̺͂P̶̒ͅȇ̴͖͎n̴̞̠͠i̶̢̺͒͐s ̛̼̜͌ ̝͠P̶͍̐e ̻̿̓n ̪͆̈́i̶̙̳̇͊s̵͎̫͌ ̵̪͋̈P̵͖͍̂͆ẽ̵̖̖͗n ̭̄͑i̴͍̿s̵̢̗̊̇ ̶͍̥̚P̶̮̺͊e ̜̌n ͙̘̽i̵̹͐s̵̼̑̕ ̶̖̦͒̕P̶̦̎e̶̦̻͂͗n ̤̿̕i ̨͑͂͜s ̗̫̉ ̵͓̪̀P̶̡̣̋e̵͍̊n̵̪̘̅̈́i̴̡̙̔ś̶̟̅ ̝͋̍P̵̠̚e̶̩̣͌͠n ̟̱͆ỉ̵̥s ̰̈́͜ ͙͋̇P̴̘̺̈e ̖̽̎n̵̼̕i̵̻̅s ͈̰͘ ̶̭̄̒P̶̺̘͊̓e̶̜͂n ̱̺̏̅i̵̢̍̚s ͚̻͗ ͙͊́ͅP̴̮̬̑͘é̴͚̔n ̨̰̈́i̵͓̖̍s̵̻̊ ̵̯̅̿P̶̨̤͗̾ē̵͎n ̢̤̀ĭ̴̫̥s̵͉͚̏ ̣͝P̵̤̐͛e ̞̆n ̮͉̍͘i̵̲̋ş̵̣́̅ ̵̗̽P̵̡̝̒̊ė̴̯̄ṅ̴̢̞̚ḭ̵̑̈s̵͖̃ ̰̃P ͙̜͗̕e ̩̿͠n̶̢̉i ̇͜s̴͇̈́ͅ ̵̲͓̚P ̺̭̌é̵͇͙̍n̶̪̄̕i̶̚͜s ̛͕ ̦̦̎͒P̵̻̠̑͝e ͚̅n̶̩̫̋͊î̵̺s̵͎̅̑ ̫̙̌P ̱͍̈́é̴̼̾n ̰͋͐i̴̯̇s ͈͖̚ ̥͊P ̹̓̓ȅ̶ͅn ̛͓̅i ͓̗͛s ̞́ ̵͍̠̄P ̞͒e̵̝̞̐̋n ̳̫͠i ̞̺̋̊s̶̼̣͆̏ ̡̉P ̹̞͐͋e̴͍̠̓̕n̴̻͈̒̂ì̴͚̐s̴̖͙̏ ̖̌̑P̵̣̂̇e̴̖̣̓͝n̵̰̖̆̈́i̵̗̍ș̶̑̌ ͖͂̀P ̞̬͐e ̱̮͐n̴̨͎̈́̃i̵͇͙̓͝s ̱͊ ͓̄̓P̴̥̤̌e ̣̙̄͛n ͖̈i̶̪̇͝s ͍͎̑ ͍̗͠P ̲͎̇ë̵͙́̉n̵͖̲̆̅i̶̦̪̚s̴̺̉ ̵̨͈͝P̶̧̞̏ę̵̜̎̎n̶͒͜i ̒ͅs ̣̩̌ ̶͈͇́P̶̳͑̽e̶̗̦̾ǹ̵̲i ̬̉̿s ̟̈͗ ̵̧̉͊P̵͖͐͠e ̪̤̓n̶͙̂̏ḯ̵͍̗̀s̶̯̬̈́ ͕̹͛P̶̱͆e̶̬̋͘n ̭̫̔i ̛͙͕s ̨̲̉ ̥̂P̵̝̮̄e ̳́n ̫͝i ͎͒͘s̴̢̋̔ ̴̥͘P ̪̿͗e̵̞̭̒n̵̢̋̀i̴͈̥͆s̴̮̟̑ ̵̖̜̌P̶̡̡̛̋e̶̤̙̓n ̬̣̈͝i ̧͖͌͘s̴̟̺̐͐ ͓̲̑̎P̴̻̈́͠e ̹̋͝ņ̵̱̄i ̡̙̈́͝s̶͉͚͛ ̵͉̯̎P ̫̉̈́e̶̮͐n̵̮̠̕͝i ͉̬̃̉s̴͖̅͝ ̶̣̆͜P̴͇͔̂e ̙͝n̴̲̬̊́i ̫̘̿̎s̶̢̛̑ ̵̜̇͝Ṗ̵͚̟͐e ͌͑͜n̵̨̼͑i̴͎̤̒͝s ̞̫̍͗ ̵͔̪̋́_
qikspeed: "Jesus Fucking Christ."
aim123: (Laughter)
heavyweaponsguytf2: "MY EARS, OH GOD IT BURNS- WHO FUCKING JUST YELLED PENIS MULTIPLE TIMES INTO THEIR MIC TO MIC SPAM"
AssLicker124__P̵̧͘é̴͚͍ņ̶̛̆ȋ̴̟̱̃s̴̩̜̑ ̵̨͐P̶͔̓͝e ̤͛n ̣́̓ḯ̴͈̿ṣ̴̡͑ ̫̅P̵̕ͅe̴͉̅̿n̶̞͠í̶̠̇s̵̛̟̀ ̴̱̆̚͜P̶̭̏͝ë̴̬́̌n ̖̎̅i ͍͓͂̏s̵̜͂̉ ̪̟̈P̶̭͇̾͝e̶̘̐̇n ̢̼̆̀i̵̝̐s ̘͖͛̇ ̴̺͂P̶̒ͅȇ̴͖͎n̴̞̠͠i̶̢̺͒͐s ̛̼̜͌ ̝͠P̶͍̐e ̻̿̓n ̪͆̈́i̶̙̳̇͊s̵͎̫͌ ̵̪͋̈P̵͖͍̂͆ẽ̵̖̖͗n ̭̄͑i̴͍̿s̵̢̗̊̇ ̶͍̥̚P̶̮̺͊e ̜̌n ͙̘̽i̵̹͐s̵̼̑̕ ̶̖̦͒̕P̶̦̎e̶̦̻͂͗n ̤̿̕i ̨͑͂͜s ̗̫̉ ̵͓̪̀P̶̡̣̋e̵͍̊n̵̪̘̅̈́i̴̡̙̔ś̶̟̅ ̝͋̍P̵̠̚e̶̩̣͌͠n ̟̱͆ỉ̵̥s ̰̈́͜ ͙͋̇P̴̘̺̈e ̖̽̎n̵̼̕i̵̻̅s ͈̰͘ ̶̭̄̒P̶̺̘͊̓e̶̜͂n ̱̺̏̅i̵̢̍̚s ͚̻͗ ͙͊́ͅP̴̮̬̑͘é̴͚̔n ̨̰̈́i̵͓̖̍s̵̻̊ ̵̯̅̿P̶̨̤͗̾ē̵͎n ̢̤̀ĭ̴̫̥s̵͉͚̏ ̣͝P̵̤̐͛e ̞̆n ̮͉̍͘i̵̲̋ş̵̣́̅ ̵̗̽P̵̡̝̒̊ė̴̯̄ṅ̴̢̞̚ḭ̵̑̈s̵͖̃ ̰̃P ͙̜͗̕e ̩̿͠n̶̢̉i ̇͜s̴͇̈́ͅ ̵̲͓̚P ̺̭̌é̵͇͙̍n̶̪̄̕i̶̚͜s ̛͕ ̦̦̎͒P̵̻̠̑͝e ͚̅n̶̩̫̋͊î̵̺s̵͎̅̑ ̫̙̌P ̱͍̈́é̴̼̾n ̰͋͐i̴̯̇s ͈͖̚ ̥͊P ̹̓̓ȅ̶ͅn ̛͓̅i ͓̗͛s ̞́ ̵͍̠̄P ̞͒e̵̝̞̐̋n ̳̫͠i ̞̺̋̊s̶̼̣͆̏ ̡̉P ̹̞͐͋e̴͍̠̓̕n̴̻͈̒̂ì̴͚̐s̴̖͙̏ ̖̌̑P̵̣̂̇e̴̖̣̓͝n̵̰̖̆̈́i̵̗̍ș̶̑̌ ͖͂̀P ̞̬͐e ̱̮͐n̴̨͎̈́̃i̵͇͙̓͝s ̱͊ ͓̄̓P̴̥̤̌e ̣̙̄͛n ͖̈i̶̪̇͝s ͍͎̑ ͍̗͠P ̲͎̇ë̵͙́̉n̵͖̲̆̅i̶̦̪̚s̴̺̉ ̵̨͈͝P̶̧̞̏ę̵̜̎̎n̶͒͜i ̒ͅs ̣̩̌ ̶͈͇́P̶̳͑̽e̶̗̦̾ǹ̵̲i ̬̉̿s ̟̈͗ ̵̧̉͊P̵͖͐͠e ̪̤̓n̶͙̂̏ḯ̵͍̗̀s̶̯̬̈́ ͕̹͛P̶̱͆e̶̬̋͘n ̭̫̔i ̛͙͕s ̨̲̉ ̥̂P̵̝̮̄e ̳́n ̫͝i ͎͒͘s̴̢̋̔ ̴̥͘P ̪̿͗e̵̞̭̒n̵̢̋̀i̴͈̥͆s̴̮̟̑ ̵̖̜̌P̶̡̡̛̋e̶̤̙̓n ̬̣̈͝i ̧͖͌͘s̴̟̺̐͐ ͓̲̑̎P̴̻̈́͠e ̹̋͝ņ̵̱̄i ̡̙̈́͝s̶͉͚͛ ̵͉̯̎P ̫̉̈́e̶̮͐n̵̮̠̕͝i ͉̬̃̉s̴͖̅͝ ̶̣̆͜P̴͇͔̂e ̙͝n̴̲̬̊́i ̫̘̿̎s̶̢̛̑ ̵̜̇͝Ṗ̵͚̟͐e ͌͑͜n̵̨̼͑i̴͎̤̒͝s ̞̫̍͗ ̵͔̪̋́_
qikspeed: "Jesus Fucking Christ."
aim123: (Laughter)
heavyweaponsguytf2: "MY EARS, OH GOD IT BURNS- WHO FUCKING JUST YELLED PENIS MULTIPLE TIMES INTO THEIR MIC TO MIC SPAM"
by RiceOfCourse December 07, 2022
Get the Mic Spammug. A statement of pure, raw, and utter disbelief. Usually used when you see something absolutely fucking cursed and you can't think of anything asides from "Jesus Fucking Christ."
"So, bro. Did you hear about the whole accident where that kid blew up an entire fucking supermarket?"
"..."
"Bro, you okay?"
"Jesus Fucking Christ.
"..."
"Bro, you okay?"
"Jesus Fucking Christ.
by RiceOfCourse November 26, 2022
Get the Jesus fucking christmug.