Definitions by Ricardovitz
Sextard
Sexual Retard; Homosexual, either male or female. Someone who has not developed enough sexually to enjoy sex with a partner of the opposite sex. Something wrong, sexually, that causes a man to place his penis inside another man's butt, or vis versa. Sextarded women are lesbians who have been raped or haven't completely developed sexually, thus causing them to only have sexual relations with women or girls.
Stop saying "that's so gay" when you really mean Johnny's a sextard.
Look at that sextard - something's got to be really screwed up in his head to like getting a man's dick in his anus.
Suzie can give good head if she concentrates, but she's really a sextarded lesbian who would rather be lick'n twat.
Look at that sextard - something's got to be really screwed up in his head to like getting a man's dick in his anus.
Suzie can give good head if she concentrates, but she's really a sextarded lesbian who would rather be lick'n twat.
Sextard by Ricardovitz October 5, 2009
AC556
Made by Ruger and externally looks similar to a Mini-14, but is quite different internally. Came in two basic configurations: 13" folding stock model and the full stock with 18" barrel.
There is a switch on the rear of the receiver that permits the gun to be fired either: semi-auto; full-auto; or three round burst. AC stands for Automatic Carbine and "556" represents the caliber of the round it fires. 5.56mm. The 5.56 round is a military cartridge, loaded hotter than .223 and has slightly different dimensions than .223. You can fire either 5.56 or .223 out of the AC556, although it's designed to cycle with 5.56.
The US military has never adopted the AC556. Bermuda is rumored to be the only military that has purchased AC556's for military purposes. Police departments and prisons have made major purchases of the AC556 in the past, but have switched to the M16 as it has become more mainstream and reliable.
Depending on where they live, US civillians can purcase and own the AC556. It requires that the buyer make application on a BATFE Form 4, undergo an FBI background check and obtain a CLEO sign-off before the machinegun can be transfered to the buyer. A Class III firearms dealer must facilitate the transfer. A $200 transfer tax, must be paid and tax stamp issued to the buyer by the Treasury for the machinegun to be registered to a new owner. There is no "license" for owning a machinegun. Only someone who already has a Federal Firearms License (gun dealer) can apply for and receive a Class III license (let them deal in machineguns and other NFA items)
There is a switch on the rear of the receiver that permits the gun to be fired either: semi-auto; full-auto; or three round burst. AC stands for Automatic Carbine and "556" represents the caliber of the round it fires. 5.56mm. The 5.56 round is a military cartridge, loaded hotter than .223 and has slightly different dimensions than .223. You can fire either 5.56 or .223 out of the AC556, although it's designed to cycle with 5.56.
The US military has never adopted the AC556. Bermuda is rumored to be the only military that has purchased AC556's for military purposes. Police departments and prisons have made major purchases of the AC556 in the past, but have switched to the M16 as it has become more mainstream and reliable.
Depending on where they live, US civillians can purcase and own the AC556. It requires that the buyer make application on a BATFE Form 4, undergo an FBI background check and obtain a CLEO sign-off before the machinegun can be transfered to the buyer. A Class III firearms dealer must facilitate the transfer. A $200 transfer tax, must be paid and tax stamp issued to the buyer by the Treasury for the machinegun to be registered to a new owner. There is no "license" for owning a machinegun. Only someone who already has a Federal Firearms License (gun dealer) can apply for and receive a Class III license (let them deal in machineguns and other NFA items)
It took me 2 months to get my CLEO to sign off on my Form 4, and once he did that it took BATFE 3 months to approve my application for transfer. Then I went down to my Class III dealer and picked up the AC556 I paid for 6 months ago.
AC556 by Ricardovitz September 19, 2009
Jimenez
Type of ultra Cheap .22 pistol made from out of Zamac - an inexpensive alloy made of zinc, aluminum, magnesium and copper. Saturday Night Special; Gun rumored to be used by criminals or lower level gang initiates.
Also known on the streets as "Jimmy Z"
Opposite: Deagle (Desert Eagle)
Also known on the streets as "Jimmy Z"
Opposite: Deagle (Desert Eagle)
If you don't put the money in the bag, Jimenez is gonna go "BANG".
I got me a Jimenez with da chrome and wood grips.
Rafeta think he's all that just cuz he got hiself a pimped Jimenez. But, kernal Jo-Jo know better than dat - da Kernal don't mess 'round with no pimp gun like a Jimenez - he got a Deagle fity.
I got me a Jimenez with da chrome and wood grips.
Rafeta think he's all that just cuz he got hiself a pimped Jimenez. But, kernal Jo-Jo know better than dat - da Kernal don't mess 'round with no pimp gun like a Jimenez - he got a Deagle fity.
Jimenez by Ricardovitz September 15, 2009
Celtigrade
Communist / Socialist measure of temperature. Combination of Celcius and Centegrade. Texas American slang for foreign temeprature measurement. The "Commie" way to measure temperature. .
English boy: "Mummy, Mummy, it's soooo hot here in Texas, it must be 30 degrees out and I think I am going to die.
Texas Man: "Shut yer trap, boy, we dern't use that thar commie Celtigrade 'round here it's only 90 degrees out and you ain't gonna die, ya little pissant.
Texas Man: "Shut yer trap, boy, we dern't use that thar commie Celtigrade 'round here it's only 90 degrees out and you ain't gonna die, ya little pissant.
Celtigrade by Ricardovitz August 21, 2009
Boolit
Street pronunciation and/or spelling of "bullet".
Plural: Boolitz, or sometimes Boolits, meaning Ammunition.
Plural: Boolitz, or sometimes Boolits, meaning Ammunition.
Freddy: Hey, yo - you got some boolitz fo my Deagle Fity?
Gun Store Clerk: Get lost, punk, I don't sell ammunition to gangsters!
Yo, Jo-Jo, I got me a tin of boolitz for my JJ (Jiminez .22) - how 'bout we makin some bling bang.
Man, all them whitey-nazies be buying up all the boolitz - even Wally (Walmart) ain't got none!
Leroy, you clean, so how about you go to the Army Navy and get Franklin hear to get us some mo boollits.
Gun Store Clerk: Get lost, punk, I don't sell ammunition to gangsters!
Yo, Jo-Jo, I got me a tin of boolitz for my JJ (Jiminez .22) - how 'bout we makin some bling bang.
Man, all them whitey-nazies be buying up all the boolitz - even Wally (Walmart) ain't got none!
Leroy, you clean, so how about you go to the Army Navy and get Franklin hear to get us some mo boollits.
Boolit by Ricardovitz July 14, 2009
sarahed
This is what happens to a girl who posts naked or sleazy pictures of herself on the internet. Origin: Think Before You Post advertisment produced by the Ad Council.
Alt. when someone makes a face-to-face comment to someone who has dirty pictures of herself posted on the internet.
Alt. when someone makes a face-to-face comment to someone who has dirty pictures of herself posted on the internet.
Yo, did you get texed with Jimmy's X-girl's hot pix? He totally Sarahed her.
"Hey, Sarah, what color underware today?"
"Hey, Sarah, when are you going to post something new?"
Hey, Julie, did you see someone posted a picture of you doing nasty things on Jeff's blog - you're so sarahed!
"Hey, Sarah, what color underware today?"
"Hey, Sarah, when are you going to post something new?"
Hey, Julie, did you see someone posted a picture of you doing nasty things on Jeff's blog - you're so sarahed!
sarahed by Ricardovitz July 7, 2009
Flirpity Flirp
Velvety smooth. Plush new carpet soft. The sound that bare feet make when walking on brand new expensive plush carpeting. The sound and feel of super soft high dollar leather used on custom automobile interiors, when you gently run your hand over it.
Jo-Jo, that got to be the sickest 300 out right now....Strut grill..soft white leather seats go flirpity flirp, this guys got some coin....
Hey, baby, feel my new rug....goes flirpity flirp when my bare feed glide over it.
Now you know that's some good leather on that couch - I can just hear it going "flirpity flirp" while I'm banging Suzie on it.
Hey, baby, feel my new rug....goes flirpity flirp when my bare feed glide over it.
Now you know that's some good leather on that couch - I can just hear it going "flirpity flirp" while I'm banging Suzie on it.
Flirpity Flirp by Ricardovitz July 7, 2009