Ricardovitz's definitions
Person who can't stop purchasing guns, eventhough he has enough to supply all of his friends and family in the event of WWIII. See also Gunoholic.
My girlfriend thinks that I have lots of guns, but it ain't nothing compared to all the guns Rufus has - he's a real gunaholic.
My friends think I'm a gunaholic because I have 53 guns and they don't understand why I still need more.
My friends think I'm a gunaholic because I have 53 guns and they don't understand why I still need more.
by Ricardovitz June 8, 2009
Get the gunaholicmug. A shotgun, designed in America but produced in South Korea, that was made in both full-auto and semi-automatic versions. Only the semi-automatic USAS-12's were ever imported into the United States.
The USAS-12 was reclassified as a Destructive Device in the early '90's, requiring registration with the BATFE and special requirements for sale and transfer to other civilians. There was an amnisty during the 1990's for registration, but that anmnisty has since been closed and all non-registed USAS-12's are illegal contraband.
Accepts 20 round Drum magazines; 10 round "stick" or "box" magazines and 12 round box magazines. The 12 round box magazines are extremely rare and the 20 round Drum magazines are rare but possible to obtain.
Generally referred to as: "M16 on Steroids" because it looks like a big, thick M16. Also sometimes refered to as a "Street Sweeper" and/or "Lead Hose" because of the amount of lead the gun is capable of delivering in a very short period of time.
The USAS-12 was reclassified as a Destructive Device in the early '90's, requiring registration with the BATFE and special requirements for sale and transfer to other civilians. There was an amnisty during the 1990's for registration, but that anmnisty has since been closed and all non-registed USAS-12's are illegal contraband.
Accepts 20 round Drum magazines; 10 round "stick" or "box" magazines and 12 round box magazines. The 12 round box magazines are extremely rare and the 20 round Drum magazines are rare but possible to obtain.
Generally referred to as: "M16 on Steroids" because it looks like a big, thick M16. Also sometimes refered to as a "Street Sweeper" and/or "Lead Hose" because of the amount of lead the gun is capable of delivering in a very short period of time.
When Dirk popped that drum in his USAS-12 and pulled the trigger as fast as he could, it looked like lead-hose.
Jo-Jo "Hey, Jimmy, wanna buy a USAS-12 parts set"
Jimmy "How come just parts....why you don't just sell me da whole thing?"
Jo-Jo "Can't do dat, Jimmy it ain't never been registered with da Feds, so's I melted the receiver and is just sell off the parts.
Jo-Jo "Hey, Jimmy, wanna buy a USAS-12 parts set"
Jimmy "How come just parts....why you don't just sell me da whole thing?"
Jo-Jo "Can't do dat, Jimmy it ain't never been registered with da Feds, so's I melted the receiver and is just sell off the parts.
by Ricardovitz October 22, 2009
Get the USAS-12mug. Verb: The act of a titty-bar whore squatting down on a stack of quarters and picking them up with her pussy. Performed in select sleazy titty-bars in Tijuana Mexico. The patrons all stack up quarters on the table for the dancer to squat down on - stuffing them insider her pussy, pick them up and drop them in her quarter jar by releasing them with her vaginal muscles.
Yo, me and Jose is going down to La Zona Notre to see some ho's doing quarter squats. Rafael said they do quarter squats at the Kinkle Bar. If you comming with us, then go hit up the quarter machine in the laundry first. You don't want to miss this act!
by Ricardovitz December 11, 2009
Get the Quarter Squatsmug. African American pronounciation of the proper name "Kevin".
Also, African American pronunciation of the numeral "seven"
Also, African American pronunciation of the numeral "seven"
by Ricardovitz May 29, 2009
Get the Chebinmug. Sound made by a machinegun when you pull the bolt back and let it fly forward to chamber the first round
Alternate definition: Sound made by a pump shotgun when you pump it to chamber a round
Second Alternate definition: Sound made by gangster toward an intended victim or warning a potential victim of a machingun or shotgun drive-by shooting.
Alternate definition: Sound made by a pump shotgun when you pump it to chamber a round
Second Alternate definition: Sound made by gangster toward an intended victim or warning a potential victim of a machingun or shotgun drive-by shooting.
The last thing that corpse heard was cha-chink....before he got his head all blowed off.
Rufus: I really hate that mule....Cha-chink....BLAM!
The last thing those towel-head terrorists are gonna hear is Cha-chink...
Rufus: I really hate that mule....Cha-chink....BLAM!
The last thing those towel-head terrorists are gonna hear is Cha-chink...
by Ricardovitz June 11, 2009
Get the cha-chinkmug. The 49% of Americans that support Barack Obama regardless of Obama's outrageous lies, his arrogance, and shear stupidity, because Obama promises them legalized pot, welfare (now termed "Disability), free healthcare, free cell phones, and free kiddie-care for knocked-up sluts. The Dummy Nation would vote for a guy like Obama even if that person was a child rapist and mass murderer, so long as they continue to get easy access to dope and free stuff.
Bertha: I luv Obama - he da best. He be gettin me free stuff, like TV, phone, 'n free money for my retarded chillin cuz my crack-pimp got me big with babies when I was 10, 11 'n twelf - they born retarded.
Rush Limbaugh: So, Bertha, then you are part of the Dummy Nation that would praise Obama no matter what he did, right?
Bertha: Who you callin Dummy, Rush - if someone give you free stuff, is you a Dummy? That racist, Rush.
Rush Limbaugh: No, Bertha, I'm not calling you a Dummy, just that you are now officially a member of the Dummy Nation - the doped up blind supporters of Barack Obama who are easy to bribe with free stuff.
Bertha: Who you callin blind, Rush - I ain't blind. I is Disabled jest so's I can get free Disability. I is gladly part of the Dummy Nation, if that means I get more free stuff, Rush - do dat make me a dummy?
Rush Limbaugh: So, Bertha, then you are part of the Dummy Nation that would praise Obama no matter what he did, right?
Bertha: Who you callin Dummy, Rush - if someone give you free stuff, is you a Dummy? That racist, Rush.
Rush Limbaugh: No, Bertha, I'm not calling you a Dummy, just that you are now officially a member of the Dummy Nation - the doped up blind supporters of Barack Obama who are easy to bribe with free stuff.
Bertha: Who you callin blind, Rush - I ain't blind. I is Disabled jest so's I can get free Disability. I is gladly part of the Dummy Nation, if that means I get more free stuff, Rush - do dat make me a dummy?
by Ricardovitz April 22, 2013
Get the Dummy Nationmug. A person who is addicted to buying guns. Usually owns more than 20 guns and has a list of at least three more guns that he/she intends to purchase as soon as funds come available. Purchases more guns in a panic when Democrats get elected to office, or on rumors of anti-gun legislation. Also known to constantly surf the internet and gun auctions for deals on guns.
That Fred's a real gunoholic - he is constantly asking me to cover for him if his wife calls while he's picking up his latest firearm acquisition from his FFL (licensed firearms dealer).
by Ricardovitz May 13, 2009
Get the gunoholicmug.