Definitions by RicHARD

spaff 

stuff you can't bring yourself to throw away -possessions with no discernible value other than to the owner

used in rave/squatting culture since mid 90's

got to sort out the spaff mountain - there must be stuff the charity shop would want and we can recycle the rest

spaff by richard November 9, 2004

3 second rule 

the rule that dictates that after you leave a seat it only belongs yours for 3 seconds, any longer then its fair game for who ever wants to nab it.

p1: oi bitch, you nicked my seat
p2: three second rule man.

3 second rule by Richard November 5, 2004

chokit 

full name: chokit tchocky
a legend in his own right, is known by thousands, if not by name then by face or the countless deeds that he has done for the amusement of many, he is the devine retrebution for all pikey scum that life in potton and has countless stories of pissing the fuckers off.

the lizard king: what you got planned for today chokit?

chokit: oh, you will like this one, i half inched these 3 rolls of lumonus orange stickers from work

....

17 trains and 2 educational establishments later

....

chokit: well im out of stickers, how about some pool, i'll blag it for free.

chokit by Richard November 5, 2004

Sleep Warm 

To get as nights of good sleep before you are killed.

You stole from me??? Good, Sleep warm tonight.

Sleep Warm by Richard October 27, 2004

choad

A robin who is the son of an alder.

Robin Alderson is a friggin' choad.

choad by Richard October 22, 2004

Elzi

the bestest

also hot

see sexy

wow Elzi's hot today

Elzi by Richard October 8, 2004

Planar 

A different word for system board only used by IBM and not really a word.

This machine has a defective planar.

Planar by Richard October 1, 2004