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Definitions by Retard_Ryan

A.M.O.L.A.D. 

Stands for A Matter Of Life And Death, and is usually referenced to the 2006 album by Iron Maiden.
Iron maiden's A.M.O.L.A.D. is such a great and underrated album, with amazing songs like For The Greater Good Of God, Out Of The Shadows, and These Colours Don't Run.
A.M.O.L.A.D. by Retard_Ryan February 9, 2023

Lip slip 

Term for when you say something that you instantly regret a second later.
Person: "There's no doubt that Joe Biden is a good president"
Every Conservative In A 3 Mile Radius: =_______=
Person: "Oh sorry, I lip slipped"
Lip slip by Retard_Ryan February 8, 2023

Tinkerberry 

A type of dingleberry that is colored in green with blonde yellow at the top that resembles tinkerbell.
A tinkerberry is essentially a work of art bro
Tinkerberry by Retard_Ryan February 8, 2023
A random amount of cum, semen, etc.
Extremely Hot Female Cashier: "Alright, this will equal to 5 dollars and 53 cents"

Me: "What if I gave you a cum sum that you'll want to pay that much for?"

"Hell ya baby!"
Cum sum by Retard_Ryan February 8, 2023
A way to respond to somebody being really unhelpful (Similar to saying "No shit").
Person 1: In case you were wondering, you can craft a torch in minecraft by putting coal and a stick under it...
Person 2: Oh rly? Well BTW 3+3 = 6.
3+3 = 6 by Retard_Ryan February 8, 2023

Ha! Wait a minute...

When you laugh at something that somebody said out of respect before you realize that the joke was either bad or directed negatively towards you
James: I guarantee that the people around me all have super tiny dicks.
Ryan: Ha! Wait a minute...
James: lol u dumbass XD

ťàçő ßĕľľ 

The REAL Taco Bell, at least according to that foreign guy from Bolivia who says it really funny.
Hey! Riba Riba! Me hungry! Me go to ťàçő ßĕľľ rite now!
ťàçő ßĕľľ by Retard_Ryan February 1, 2023