𠇲𝛇𐠥𐠖𐒝𐑺𐎉𐄺𐀣ﺂ﹅ﬗ긿

Creepy secret alien letters. Actually, they're just extremely cryptic unicode characters that nobody's ever used.

Tyler: 𠇲𝛇𐠥𐠖𐒝𐑺𐎉𐄺𐀣ﺂ﹅ﬗ긿?
Me: WTF

by Retard_Ryan March 19, 2023

╰o╰

╰o╰ is when you gotta say lol but... idk where I'm going here.

╰o╰ bro

by Retard_Ryan January 17, 2023

Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!

A song that my parents would sing to me when I was like 3 to get me to be quiet.

2 year old me: WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

My dad: Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!

~silence~

by Retard_Ryan March 09, 2023

=________=

Not what I'd call a very happy face.

Hey have you played the game fortnite yet?! Me: =________=

by Retard_Ryan January 17, 2023

0x130ba

This is the unicode text pattern to put an ejaculating penis in text. 𓂺

Hey bro if you type 0x130ba while you're typing, your keyboard will recommend an ejaculating penis to ya! 𓂺

by Retard_Ryan March 06, 2023

2023

A year that already sucks

2023 already sucks.

by Retard_Ryan January 02, 2023

My armpit smells like syrup

This was something that I heard from some 10 year old in the grocery store today.

Kid: My armpit smells like syrup.
Me in my head: wtf man that's a weird thing to say randomly in a store...

by Retard_Ryan April 18, 2023