2023

A year that already sucks

2023 already sucks.

by Retard_Ryan January 02, 2023

Grass

Those weird green knives that stick out of the ground

Dude, why do you never go outside?

It's dangerous man! The ground is covered with green knives called grass that'll rip you to shreds!!!

Uhh, sure...

by Retard_Ryan September 05, 2022

My armpit smells like syrup

This was something that I heard from some 10 year old in the grocery store today.

Kid: My armpit smells like syrup.
Me in my head: wtf man that's a weird thing to say randomly in a store...

by Retard_Ryan April 18, 2023

№ Just №

A cool and fancy way of saying "No Just No".

Person 1: Hey, I know you have a fear of Rollercoasters, but I really really think you should go on this one with me!
Person 2: № Just №

by Retard_Ryan January 05, 2023

␋

Some tiny letters.

␋ is tiny

by Retard_Ryan March 19, 2023

single women over 40

That's an ad that I keep getting at the top of my screen.

"Search for

Single women over 40"

Me: nah I'm fine.

by Retard_Ryan April 10, 2023

¹²³⁴⁵⁶⁷⁸⁹⁰

Tiny numbers.

¹²³⁴⁵⁶⁷⁸⁹⁰ is tiny

by Retard_Ryan January 02, 2023