Retard_Ryan's definitions

Cum sum

A random amount of cum, semen, etc.

Extremely Hot Female Cashier: "Alright, this will equal to 5 dollars and 53 cents"

Me: "What if I gave you a cum sum that you'll want to pay that much for?"

"Hell ya baby!"

by Retard_Ryan February 8, 2023

🎛️

Out of anything you could've looked up, you looked up this?

Go away.
🎛️

by Retard_Ryan November 1, 2022

{"error":"An error occurred."}

This is what happens when you're bored and you try to put in a weird character on the urban dictionary search bar sometimes. You'll get a black screen with tiny white text that says that at the top left

{"error":"An error occurred."}
Me: Why...?
*Tries Again*
{"error":"An error occurred."}
Me: Whatever.

by Retard_Ryan January 16, 2023

Lip slip

Term for when you say something that you instantly regret a second later.

Person: "There's no doubt that Joe Biden is a good president"
Every Conservative In A 3 Mile Radius: =_______=
Person: "Oh sorry, I lip slipped"

by Retard_Ryan February 8, 2023

🕛🕧🕐🕜🕑🕝🕒🕞🕓🕟🕔🕠🕕🕡🕖🕢🕗🕢🕗🕣🕘🕤🕙🕥🕚🕦

It's all of the clock emojis. Why did you look this up..?

What time bro? 🕛🕧🕐🕜🕑🕝🕒🕞🕓🕟🕔🕠🕕🕡🕖🕢🕗🕢🕗🕣🕘🕤🕙🕥🕚🕦

by Retard_Ryan January 7, 2023

how to make a cake

Something that google doesn't want you to look up. You have to look up cake recipes instead.

"Try words that may appear on the site that you're looking for. For example 'cake recipes' instead of 'how to make a cake'

by Retard_Ryan May 31, 2022

even jump

An even jump is a jump that is so perfect. The back of your feet line up with perfectly with the edge of what you're jumping on. It's usually said when this happens in video games, although it can happen in real life and can happen to anything or anyone that's jumping on something.

I've never seen anybody land that so perfectly! That was such an even jump!!

by Retard_Ryan February 10, 2023