Retard_Ryan's definitions

ω

Idk what it exactly is but it looks either boobs or nuts.

Hey baby, wanna see my ω?

by Retard_Ryan March 18, 2023

Quick kiss

A "Quick kiss" is a kiss that lasts extremely long, usually at least 30 seconds. It's often done in public and during YouTube videos, more specifically those so called prank videos where some dude asks this crazy hot bitch to kiss real quickly.

Guy: How about we a game for a quick kiss. I'll flip a coin. Heads I win, tails you lose?
Girl: Okay sure.

by Retard_Ryan March 15, 2023

Hard as my dick when I see a naked chick

Just a random thing to say that somethings difficult

Me: *dies in game*
"Dammit. That's as hard as my dick when I see a naked chick!"

by Retard_Ryan March 15, 2023

☑

Believe it or not, it's a checkbox. I know. Crazy right?

Teacher:
1: ☑

2: ☑

3: ☒

4: ☑
5: ☑
Student: Ohh man question 3 was hard

by Retard_Ryan March 15, 2023

⚵

A random character that can be found by typing jun. I have no idea wtf it means

Hey what does ⚵ mean?

by Retard_Ryan March 13, 2023

Does sex hurt after menopause?

An advertisement that I keep getting on here. It shows two happy old people walking.

Does sex hurt after menopause?
Idk, go and find out.

by Retard_Ryan March 12, 2023

You smell like you're from England!

A random insult given from a pedestrian in the game GTA San Andreas.

CJ: *standing alone on the sidewalk*
Ped with brown shirt: You smell like you're from England!
CJ: Yeah me? Look at you pathetic bitch!

by Retard_Ryan March 12, 2023