Definitions by Reggie

bungler 

A clumsy, uncoordinated dumbass who can't do ANYTHING right. The equivalent of a fuck-up.

Urkel is an example of a bungler, tripping over everything, before he became Stefan and shit.

bungler by Reggie June 30, 2004

fucktard 

verb. the act of fucking hard in the south

He clarence what did you do with your sister last night ? We fucktard.

fucktard by reggie June 29, 2004

yoke 

A thunderous dunk. Dunking a basketball with force.

"Ben Wallace caught a yoke off the rim!"

yoke by Reggie June 25, 2004

off da chain 

Wild. Crazy.

Just as a dog would act if you let it off the chain.

Man, that party was OFF DA CHAIN last night!

off da chain by Reggie June 25, 2004

put hands on 

To beat up. To rough someone up, either by boxing them or throwing them around. Using hands to deal with someone.

"Better chill, yo! Don't make me put hands on you, son!"

put hands on by Reggie June 25, 2004

buster or busta 

chump. sucker. uncool person.

"What are you hangin' wit this BUSTER for, man?"

buster or busta by Reggie June 24, 2004

THICKOMETER 

A thickometer would be an imaginary scale used to gauge the thickness of a big booty honey. Thickness in the thighs, hips, and ass and such. Different scales apply to each woman, so use proportionately. If she's nice and thick (like say, Trina) she gets a high score on the thickometer. Others who don't quite have as much in the trunk obviously will score a little lower. Fat girls need not apply!

"Damn! Ki Toy Johnson (from Outkast's video) has so much ass that she almost breaks the thickometer!

THICKOMETER by Reggie June 24, 2004