Redman's definitions

Quantum non-binary

A human can be in either state (male or female) until it is observed.

Jenny was in its quantum non-binary state unknown to others until Jenny was measured . Turns out Jenny has a quantum penis now.

by Redman May 12, 2024

Barooster

A chicken that has been trained in the fine art of coffee making

The barooster ate the coffee bean , shat it out , dried to perfection then percolated it for it’s human customers .... “barooooostaaaa”

by Redman October 8, 2020

Philly

A blunt

Person 1: Yo, cop us a Philly
Person 2: ....what? How da hell do I cop the city
Person 1: Not the city of Philly, silly punk, I'm talkin about the cigar, the Philly blunt

by Redman September 28, 2008

stoner lighting

The act of running or avoiding the authorities while high on marijuana or a cannabis product.

With the Red Blue flashing down the road, the fled like stoner lightning

by Redman April 26, 2005

st dots

drexel hill trashs turf especially mul

st dots is a huge piece of trash

by redman April 4, 2005

23

michael jordans number when he played for the bulls

this is a code alert, my truck rim size the number on jordans shirt 23's go to work

by RedmaN April 1, 2005

2pac

a dead piece of shit actor. his best role was not in Juice, but him playing a gangsta rapper. amazing how many people bought his performance when he clearly aint nothin but a bitch. his lyrics are fuckin wack, his rapping puts me to sleep.

stop dickriding 2pac u fuckin faggots

by RedmaN March 30, 2005