RedDan69's definitions
1. A delicious shot made of equal parts Bailey's Irish Cream, Jameson Irish Whiskey, and Green Creme de Menthe Liquor.
2. When A midget dresses in green and cums in your face.
2. When A midget dresses in green and cums in your face.
1. Yo its St. Patrick's Day I'll have a Leprechaun Cumshot please!
2. Ouch! That Leprechaun Cumshot hurt my eye!
2. Ouch! That Leprechaun Cumshot hurt my eye!
by RedDan69 March 28, 2011
Get the Leprechaun Cumshotmug. Noun or verb
Describes when a woman (or feminine man) takes a load in the mouth and then spits it back onto the guy through the gap in her (his) front teeth. This is usually done as payback for a male dominant sex act (i.e. donkey punch, angry dragon, chili rainbow, etc). Named after popular NFL player turned commentator and gap-toothed black man Micheal Strahan.
note: is mainly performed by gap-toothed hood rats and flaming butt monkeys, but some rich divorcees have been know to do the Michael Strahan from time to time.
Describes when a woman (or feminine man) takes a load in the mouth and then spits it back onto the guy through the gap in her (his) front teeth. This is usually done as payback for a male dominant sex act (i.e. donkey punch, angry dragon, chili rainbow, etc). Named after popular NFL player turned commentator and gap-toothed black man Micheal Strahan.
note: is mainly performed by gap-toothed hood rats and flaming butt monkeys, but some rich divorcees have been know to do the Michael Strahan from time to time.
Yo my man just gave me the Sneaky Castro last night so I gave him the old Micheal Strahan!
as a verb: I just Michael Strahan'd that cheating bastard of a husband!
as a verb: I just Michael Strahan'd that cheating bastard of a husband!
by RedDan69 March 11, 2011
Get the Michael Strahanmug. n. A pair of pants that are too small for the owner, but had once been the correct size. The owner insists on keeping the pants and making it a goal to become the same size they once were and thus fit into the pants. After many failed attempts, the goal size may be attained. However two problems usually arise: the goal pants are out of style (usually 10 or more years old) OR the owner proudly wears the pants for a day or two and then celebrates by eating something fattening, like the baconator and their fit lifestyle fades away and they begin to relapse into the round, tubby, person they will always be.
my girlfriend says that she is gonna fit into these pants again (holds up some tiny ass pants)
Damn!!!!! they are tiny, when's the last time that beefy girl wore those?
When she was three!
Now thats some goal pants!
Damn!!!!! they are tiny, when's the last time that beefy girl wore those?
When she was three!
Now thats some goal pants!
by RedDan69 February 26, 2011
Get the Goal Pantsmug. Tom: Let's go hang out at Jerry's place.
Anne: Who is Jerry?
Tom: He's a Flaming Butt Monkey!
Anne: Aww, how cute, I'll be there in 10.
Anne: Who is Jerry?
Tom: He's a Flaming Butt Monkey!
Anne: Aww, how cute, I'll be there in 10.
by RedDan69 March 28, 2011
Get the Flaming Butt Monkeymug. n. slang term/ street name for gastric bypass surgery
Based on Al Roker's publicized weight loss surgery and dramatic weight loss.
Based on Al Roker's publicized weight loss surgery and dramatic weight loss.
Unhappy husband: Man my wife is fat and just keeps on eating, I think i should get a new one.
Smart Friend: No dude, she still cool, get her The Al Roker and you guys will be doing the Idaho Dartboard in no time!
Unhappy Husband: Thanks for the tip!
Smart Friend: Remember its never just the tip
Smart Friend: No dude, she still cool, get her The Al Roker and you guys will be doing the Idaho Dartboard in no time!
Unhappy Husband: Thanks for the tip!
Smart Friend: Remember its never just the tip
by RedDan69 March 12, 2011
Get the The Al Rokermug. Find a black chick with really dark pussy lips. Add the cream filling and have her lay on her side so the lips and the cream look like an oreo cookie. While she is catching her breath after what obviously was the best 40 second long sex session of her life, you quickly put on your best Steve Urkel clothing (suspenders with hiked up pants, cheesy shirt, and big glasses). Get her attention, point to her oreo creampie and exclaim in a high pitched voice, "Did I do That?!?"
My girl and I just got done watching that lame show, Family Matters, so I had to give her the classic oreo creampie surprise! Her dark lips and my white cock snot really looked like an oreo!
well done!
well done!
by RedDan69 February 26, 2011
Get the Oreo Creampie Surprisemug. "there are some leftovers in the toilet, someone should flush it down!"
"Chinese and Taco Bell leftovers are always the worst!"
"uh-oh, there's some leftovers in my undies..."
"Chinese and Taco Bell leftovers are always the worst!"
"uh-oh, there's some leftovers in my undies..."
by RedDan69 October 4, 2013
Get the Leftoversmug.