Describes a man with a 12 inch long schlong, dick, cock, jimmy, one-eyed trouser snake, woody, penis.
What Sarah didn't know was that Ron was Hiding a Ruler in his pants and planned to use it on her later that night.
Did you hear about the new guy?
what?
He's Hiding a Ruler!
oh wow! Dibs!
Did you hear about the new guy?
what?
He's Hiding a Ruler!
oh wow! Dibs!
by RedDan69 April 10, 2011
Conditions/preceding events:
A Male lives at home with his parents
He proceeds to lock himself in his room to watch porn
The porn is turned up to a high decibel
The parents then begin to wonder what the heck is happening in their son's bedroom
While masturbating to the loud porn the male does not hear the initial light tap on his door so he continues to enjoy the pleasures of youporn. The tapping increases to a banging at which point the male is at his vinegar strokes and can't stop to answer the door. The parents have been growing impatient and somehow unlock the door, barging in on the male with his pants down, in a culminating climax (pun intended) in which the shocked male screams and ejaculates on all parties involved. When finished all the ashamed male can think to say is a sheepish, "Surprise?!"
A Male lives at home with his parents
He proceeds to lock himself in his room to watch porn
The porn is turned up to a high decibel
The parents then begin to wonder what the heck is happening in their son's bedroom
While masturbating to the loud porn the male does not hear the initial light tap on his door so he continues to enjoy the pleasures of youporn. The tapping increases to a banging at which point the male is at his vinegar strokes and can't stop to answer the door. The parents have been growing impatient and somehow unlock the door, barging in on the male with his pants down, in a culminating climax (pun intended) in which the shocked male screams and ejaculates on all parties involved. When finished all the ashamed male can think to say is a sheepish, "Surprise?!"
teenager: Man my parents are always making me do shit I don't want to do, I really want to get back at them.
teacher: Yea parents are like that. They only want whats best for you. Have you tried giving them the Pennsylvania Pornographic Surprise lately?
teacher: Yea parents are like that. They only want whats best for you. Have you tried giving them the Pennsylvania Pornographic Surprise lately?
by RedDan69 February 12, 2011
n. describes the flattening of a woman's large breasts (C-cup or larger) when she lays on her back topless and prepares for insertion.
Jon: Dammmm! shes packing some killer juggs!
Ryan: Oooo yea they are so big round and juicy, like Heinz Hummer's wang!
Dan: you guys are lame, I bet when I go to release the oompa loompas, they gonna look like some nasty Flesh Pancakes!
Ryan: Oooo yea they are so big round and juicy, like Heinz Hummer's wang!
Dan: you guys are lame, I bet when I go to release the oompa loompas, they gonna look like some nasty Flesh Pancakes!
by RedDan69 January 26, 2011
verb: using the pee pee powerwasher (your penis) to powerwash the toilet bowl after someone drops plops leaving a streaky shitty toilet bowl.
At the party, Dave murdered a brown snake and left it in the toilet. Dan came in after, vomited in the toilet then flushed it down. However Dave's shit streaks were stuck on the bowl. So Dan whipped out his pee pee powerwasher and did some Pee Pee Powerwashing!
by RedDan69 March 17, 2011
Find a black chick with really dark pussy lips. Add the cream filling and have her lay on her side so the lips and the cream look like an oreo cookie. While she is catching her breath after what obviously was the best 40 second long sex session of her life, you quickly put on your best Steve Urkel clothing (suspenders with hiked up pants, cheesy shirt, and big glasses). Get her attention, point to her oreo creampie and exclaim in a high pitched voice, "Did I do That?!?"
My girl and I just got done watching that lame show, Family Matters, so I had to give her the classic oreo creampie surprise! Her dark lips and my white cock snot really looked like an oreo!
well done!
well done!
by RedDan69 February 09, 2011
phrase.
refers to an unknown area. the opposite of the common phrase "i know it like the back of my hand". Originates from the fact that most people (unless they are porn actors/models) are quite unfamiliar with the backs of their asses.
refers to an unknown area. the opposite of the common phrase "i know it like the back of my hand". Originates from the fact that most people (unless they are porn actors/models) are quite unfamiliar with the backs of their asses.
Joey: oh look that chick lives in Ismay, Montana. I know that place like the back of my hand. I'll get laid for sure!
Tommy: shit, I know it like the back of my ass.
(walks away defeated...)
Tommy: shit, I know it like the back of my ass.
(walks away defeated...)
by RedDan69 February 02, 2011
"there are some leftovers in the toilet, someone should flush it down!"
"Chinese and Taco Bell leftovers are always the worst!"
"uh-oh, there's some leftovers in my undies..."
"Chinese and Taco Bell leftovers are always the worst!"
"uh-oh, there's some leftovers in my undies..."
by RedDan69 October 05, 2013