Real_NoobToob's definitions

Chrisland Orthodox

A Charismatic church in the mythical country of Chrisland. The church focuses on the gifts of the Holy Spirit and spreading the Gospel by one's lives, love towards others, and demonstration of the gifts of the Spirit to edify the Church.

The Chrisland Orthodox Church is the only growing denomination in the World.

by Real_NoobToob May 3, 2020

Keila

A very sweet Peruvian girl who can make anyone's day better.

Keila gave me chocolate! It was so good.

by Real_NoobToob May 7, 2020

Zogotorium

A book made up of various moral codes, ways of living, and teachings from different religions, beliefs, and influential individuals.

Zogotorium: "Do or do not, there is no try."

by Real_NoobToob June 6, 2020

Jamari

The Jamari are people devoted to popularizing anyone named "Jamar" by way of social media, word of mouth, posters, ect.

JoinTheJamari

by Real_NoobToob October 28, 2020

Toemultiplicationitis

A condition where toes start growing all over the bottom, and sometimes top, of the feet. This condition is curable by ingesting wasabi and rubbing it on the infected areas. If this condition persists, the toes will start to grow on the ankles, and in some rare cases, the hands.

Remember to drink lots of water and avoid calcium rich foods so Toemultiplicationitis does not get out of control.

by Real_NoobToob May 9, 2020

Boje

The stereotypical Bob Jones University student that goes to church no less than twice a week, wears nothing less than dress clothes, hymns only, snitches on others for listening to rock, pop, and some Christian musics, along with 'worshiping' Legalism--though they won't admit to it, or phrase it this way. These kinds of people are where all the bad stereotypes about Christians come from.

Dude you can't listen to Party in the USA on campus; I'm telling. "You're such a Boje!"

by Real_NoobToob May 16, 2020

God

God, you know, He created everything. Need I say more?

Thanks for my amazing life, God!

by Real_NoobToob May 3, 2020