Definitions by Rastablowtorch
mike and ike
Bill started choking on one of his Mike and Ikes, so I stole the box of them out of his hand and ran off.
mike and ike by Rastablowtorch September 21, 2005
Sebulba
The undisputed pimp of podracing. Sebulba's not afraid to cheat in a race, even if it means killing his opponents. He's the second most badass character in The Phantom Menace, right after Darth Maul.
Sebulba by rastablowtorch September 17, 2005
Shaq Fu
Possibly the greatest game of all time. Many have tried to emulate the awesomeness of Shaq Fu, but have come up short every time. It is a fighting game, and as the name suggests, it stars Shaq, the center on the team of righteousness. His task is to go into another dimension, save some kid he doesn't even know, and beat the hell out of anyone who stands in his way. Awesome game. To get the full Shaqtastic experience when playing this game, I would suggest playing some of Shaq's rap songs at the same time, as well as having a Miami Heat, or old Lakers or Magic game on every other tv in the house.
Man 1: Do you Shaq Fu?
Man 2: Why, no, my good sir, I do not.
Man 1: I see, then away with you, you unworthy heathen!
Man 2: Why, no, my good sir, I do not.
Man 1: I see, then away with you, you unworthy heathen!
Shaq Fu by Rastablowtorch September 17, 2005
Superior
A fairly rich town in Colorado. It's filled with wealthy bastards, wiggers, and some of the biggest pricks in Boulder county. Superior is seemingly overrun by white arrogant teenagers who feel everyone must bow down to them. Occasionally you'll find someone who isn't a complete jerk, and knows what they're talking about, but those instances are rare. On the upside however, it's not a very violent place, and it's pretty nice looking when compared to surrounding towns. Just overpopulated with idiots.
Superior's a cool place to live as long as you can ignore the morons that try to force you to look up to them.
Superior by Rastablowtorch September 17, 2005
for whom the bell tolls
2. Good book by Ernest Hemingway. It's about soldiers in the Spanish Civil War.
2. Classic Metallica song. It has great guitar, cool lyrics, and is a perfect song to headbang to. It's based off of the book by the same name.
2. Classic Metallica song. It has great guitar, cool lyrics, and is a perfect song to headbang to. It's based off of the book by the same name.
1. For Whom the Bell Tolls is an excellent war story.
2. "Take a look to the sky, just before you die... It's the last time you will!"
2. "Take a look to the sky, just before you die... It's the last time you will!"
for whom the bell tolls by Rastablowtorch September 17, 2005
force commander
A fun Star Wars RTS game. Although it's a little hard to load on older computers, and it is a purely military themed game, Force Commander is awesome. Take control of either the Empire or the Alliance, and try to conquer your enemies. Unfortunately, Force Commander wasn't recieved well by gamers, and a new Star Wars RTS was released to please those people. The new game used the Age of Empires engine and was called Galactic Battlegrounds. GB was pretty fun, but I don't think it stands up to its predeccesor.
force commander by Rastablowtorch September 17, 2005