Rastablowtorch's definitions

South Park

1. An overrated cartoon about four kids who do stupid stuff and make fun of each other. The older South Park episodes are really funny, mainly because they weren't so much about social issues as they were about the main characters acting dumb for the hell of it. Nowadays South Park relies too much on current events to be funny. It also seems too preachy. Like the Simpsons, the newer South Park episodes lack certain qualities that made the old ones great. Cartman's still pretty funny though.

2. A part of Colorado. South Park's not the name of a town, but rather a large portion of Southern Colorado or something.

1. "Hello Children!"
"Hey Chef"

2. South Park's a pretty boring place to visit.

by Rastablowtorch September 17, 2005

Jason X

A terrible movie. Here's a rundown of the story:

Jason is frozen in an ice chamber thing.
Centuries later, he is thawed out, and goes around killing dumbasses from the future.
Somehow, Jason becomes mechanically enhanced, therefore he can now kill people while looking even more like an idiot.
Jason dies in a duel with a stereotypical black guy while being blown up in an exploding ship.

Never see this movie.

Some movies are so bad, they're hilarious, such as Doom or AvP. Jason X is not one of these movies.

by Rastablowtorch November 3, 2005

Jar of Flies

Arguably the best Alice in Chains album/EP ever put out. It has more of an acoustic vibe to it than any of their full length albums.

Jerry Cantrell's awesome on Jar of Flies. Just listen to Whale and Wasp and you'll see.

by Rastablowtorch October 1, 2005

zelda rap

The Zelda rap is in the very first Legend of Zelda commercial from the 80's. It features two stupid kids who can't act. One of them pulls out his Nintendo Newsletter and shows the other some screenshots of the 'new' Zelda game. All of a sudden one of them pull out what might be a bootleg copy of the game, and puts it into his NES. For some unknown reason, the two start an inpromptu rap song, which goes as follows:

"It's The Legend of Zelda and it's really rad!
Those creatures from Ganon are pretty bad!
Octoroks, tektites and leevers too,
But with your help, our hero pulls through!
Yeah, Go Link, Yeah, Get Zelda!
Wikki Wikki Wick!"

The commercial then cuts to the announcer, who says that your parents need to help you hook up the NES.

When I saw this commercial and heard the Zelda rap, I was both horrified and amused at the same time.

by Rastablowtorch September 17, 2005

mike and ike

The best candy ever made.

Bill started choking on one of his Mike and Ikes, so I stole the box of them out of his hand and ran off.

by Rastablowtorch September 21, 2005

Sebulba

The undisputed pimp of podracing. Sebulba's not afraid to cheat in a race, even if it means killing his opponents. He's the second most badass character in The Phantom Menace, right after Darth Maul.

My favorite scene from Episode One was when Sebulba started beating the hell out of Jar Jar.

by rastablowtorch September 17, 2005

Superior

A fairly rich town in Colorado. It's filled with wealthy bastards, wiggers, and some of the biggest pricks in Boulder county. Superior is seemingly overrun by white arrogant teenagers who feel everyone must bow down to them. Occasionally you'll find someone who isn't a complete jerk, and knows what they're talking about, but those instances are rare. On the upside however, it's not a very violent place, and it's pretty nice looking when compared to surrounding towns. Just overpopulated with idiots.

Superior's a cool place to live as long as you can ignore the morons that try to force you to look up to them.

by Rastablowtorch September 17, 2005