zelda rap

The Zelda rap is in the very first Legend of Zelda commercial from the 80's. It features two stupid kids who can't act. One of them pulls out his Nintendo Newsletter and shows the other some screenshots of the 'new' Zelda game. All of a sudden one of them pull out what might be a bootleg copy of the game, and puts it into his NES. For some unknown reason, the two start an inpromptu rap song, which goes as follows:

"It's The Legend of Zelda and it's really rad!
Those creatures from Ganon are pretty bad!
Octoroks, tektites and leevers too,
But with your help, our hero pulls through!
Yeah, Go Link, Yeah, Get Zelda!
Wikki Wikki Wick!"

The commercial then cuts to the announcer, who says that your parents need to help you hook up the NES.
When I saw this commercial and heard the Zelda rap, I was both horrified and amused at the same time.
by Rastablowtorch August 25, 2005
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powerdump

A common variant of dump, the powerdump often occurs when one has diahrrea, has eaten something just a little too spicy, or has held it in just way too long. According to extensive reasearch on the powerdump, the majority of people who undergo it often say that it is one of the more unpleasant kinds of dumps. When taking a powerdump, it is not unusual to firmly grip the underside of the toilet seat to maintain stability.
Man, Rick had to take a powerdump last night, and he ended up spewing crap all over the place before he could sit down. Now my bathroom's ruined.
by Rastablowtorch July 31, 2005
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Superior

A fairly rich town in Colorado. It's filled with wealthy bastards, wiggers, and some of the biggest pricks in Boulder county. Superior is seemingly overrun by white arrogant teenagers who feel everyone must bow down to them. Occasionally you'll find someone who isn't a complete jerk, and knows what they're talking about, but those instances are rare. On the upside however, it's not a very violent place, and it's pretty nice looking when compared to surrounding towns. Just overpopulated with idiots.
Superior's a cool place to live as long as you can ignore the morons that try to force you to look up to them.
by Rastablowtorch August 24, 2005
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Jar of Flies

Arguably the best Alice in Chains album/EP ever put out. It has more of an acoustic vibe to it than any of their full length albums.
Jerry Cantrell's awesome on Jar of Flies. Just listen to Whale and Wasp and you'll see.
by Rastablowtorch September 20, 2005
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Sap

The first of the two EPs Alice in Chains put out. It's way different than their other stuff, seeing how it's all acoustic. Since it's an EP, it's pretty short, being only four songs long (Five if you count the hidden track). There also a few guest singers on Sap as well, notably Chris Cornell and the singer from Heart. Unlike Alice in Chains' previous album, Facelift, Sap seemed to trade loud and fast electric guitar for slower rhythyms and more meaningful lyrics.
Sap's an great EP. The hidden track on it sure did piss off a bunch of people.
by Rastablowtorch September 20, 2005
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Jason X

A terrible movie. Here's a rundown of the story:

Jason is frozen in an ice chamber thing.
Centuries later, he is thawed out, and goes around killing dumbasses from the future.
Somehow, Jason becomes mechanically enhanced, therefore he can now kill people while looking even more like an idiot.
Jason dies in a duel with a stereotypical black guy while being blown up in an exploding ship.

Never see this movie.
Some movies are so bad, they're hilarious, such as Doom or AvP. Jason X is not one of these movies.
by Rastablowtorch November 02, 2005
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force commander

A fun Star Wars RTS game. Although it's a little hard to load on older computers, and it is a purely military themed game, Force Commander is awesome. Take control of either the Empire or the Alliance, and try to conquer your enemies. Unfortunately, Force Commander wasn't recieved well by gamers, and a new Star Wars RTS was released to please those people. The new game used the Age of Empires engine and was called Galactic Battlegrounds. GB was pretty fun, but I don't think it stands up to its predeccesor.
My army of AT-STs and AT-PTs raped the little Rebel soldiers.
by Rastablowtorch August 25, 2005
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