Rastablowtorch's definitions

force commander

A fun Star Wars RTS game. Although it's a little hard to load on older computers, and it is a purely military themed game, Force Commander is awesome. Take control of either the Empire or the Alliance, and try to conquer your enemies. Unfortunately, Force Commander wasn't recieved well by gamers, and a new Star Wars RTS was released to please those people. The new game used the Age of Empires engine and was called Galactic Battlegrounds. GB was pretty fun, but I don't think it stands up to its predeccesor.

My army of AT-STs and AT-PTs raped the little Rebel soldiers.

by Rastablowtorch September 17, 2005

zelda rap

The Zelda rap is in the very first Legend of Zelda commercial from the 80's. It features two stupid kids who can't act. One of them pulls out his Nintendo Newsletter and shows the other some screenshots of the 'new' Zelda game. All of a sudden one of them pull out what might be a bootleg copy of the game, and puts it into his NES. For some unknown reason, the two start an inpromptu rap song, which goes as follows:

"It's The Legend of Zelda and it's really rad!
Those creatures from Ganon are pretty bad!
Octoroks, tektites and leevers too,
But with your help, our hero pulls through!
Yeah, Go Link, Yeah, Get Zelda!
Wikki Wikki Wick!"

The commercial then cuts to the announcer, who says that your parents need to help you hook up the NES.

When I saw this commercial and heard the Zelda rap, I was both horrified and amused at the same time.

by Rastablowtorch September 17, 2005

mike and ike

The best candy ever made.

Bill started choking on one of his Mike and Ikes, so I stole the box of them out of his hand and ran off.

by Rastablowtorch September 21, 2005

Jar of Flies

Arguably the best Alice in Chains album/EP ever put out. It has more of an acoustic vibe to it than any of their full length albums.

Jerry Cantrell's awesome on Jar of Flies. Just listen to Whale and Wasp and you'll see.

by Rastablowtorch October 1, 2005

Sap

The first of the two EPs Alice in Chains put out. It's way different than their other stuff, seeing how it's all acoustic. Since it's an EP, it's pretty short, being only four songs long (Five if you count the hidden track). There also a few guest singers on Sap as well, notably Chris Cornell and the singer from Heart. Unlike Alice in Chains' previous album, Facelift, Sap seemed to trade loud and fast electric guitar for slower rhythyms and more meaningful lyrics.

Sap's an great EP. The hidden track on it sure did piss off a bunch of people.

by Rastablowtorch October 10, 2005

core

1. The center of the earth
2. The first Stone Temple Pilots album
3. A really crappy movie

1. It's really hot in the core
2. Wicked Garden is a good song off Core
3. The Core is one shitty piece of cinematography.

by Rastablowtorch October 9, 2005

gaming community

A community dedicated to gaming. Now, you're probably wondering "What kind of community is this?". Well, good sir, to that I would respond "A Gaming community".

Not to be confused with "Thinking community".

gaming community?

Gaming Community?

GAMING COMMUNITY?!!?
DAAAMMMMMMMIIITTTT!!

by Rastablowtorch April 21, 2007