RandyRhoads84's definitions

Someone else's bonzai tree

Especially relevant in big companies. When you develop an intricate, sought after skill set, but never rise to the level that was possible from your early potential, that may have been/still could be achievable elsewhere.

Zach has a PhD from an ivy league college, and has built enviable experience, but has never risen above director level in the blue chip company he works for. He's become little more than someone else's bonzai tree, and should probably leave, in order to become a red wood.

by RandyRhoads84 October 23, 2023

Consultants of Swing

Specialist consultants brought in to tip the balance of vital swing stages during elections.

The Donald: We're down in the polls, bring in the consultants of swing for Florida.
Advisor: I'm on it

The Donald: Remember, no Russians. NO COLUSION.

by RandyRhoads84 May 21, 2020

The Bigg Apple

Tongue in cheek name for Biggleswade, a sleepy town in Bedfordshire, England,

House prices are much lower in Biggleswade than Manhattan, the difference between The Big Apple and The Bigg Apple is more than meets the eye.

by RandyRhoads84 January 23, 2021

Operation Jewtree

UK police investigation into historical allegations of sexual abuse carried out by Rabbi's in Synagogues in the 70s.

Rabbi Goldmann has been arrested under operation Jewtree!

by RandyRhoads84 October 21, 2022

Yeastie Boys

A group of men you don't like, namely a collection of irritating cunts. Plural for 'thrush' - colloquially known as a sole male irritating cunt.

Rob: Michael, what's with sawed off shotgun and machete, don't you just have a status update meeting?
Michael: Yeah but it's with the yeastie boys
Rob: I see, here's some Miconazole to add to the weaponry!

by RandyRhoads84 September 23, 2023

Slimer

A grotesque principal in a rural consultancy in Cambridgeshire with an IQ inferior to aged, crusted ejaculate. Inherently racist, small minded and with a back-stabbing nature, who sends emails to clients such as 'WTF?'. Loathed by all, and inexplicably retained by his employer.

Stace: Skid(mark) was off with me today, I don't know why.

Clarice: Oh, slimer probably stabbed you in the back for no apparent reason.

by RandyRhoads84 May 14, 2020

Shlong

A cocktail made of shloer grape juice and long island iced tea. Ideally served with the waiter's balls immersed at the top of the glass, to add a salty kick.

I'm so hungover today. I went overboard on the shlongs last night!

by RandyRhoads84 June 2, 2020