RandyRhoads84's definitions

Strimming

Trimming anal hair so thick that a strimmer has to be used, instead of conventional means

Michael: 'What did you get up to last night Steve W?'
Steve W: 'I strimmed this bird, initially we tried anal with copious lube, but even that couldn't circumnavigate the anal forest. Tried to force my cock in but couldn't see my wood for the anal forest, so had to do some Strimming instead'

by RandyRhoads84 December 25, 2016

Capitalist tennis

Where two tennis players start on an 'even footing', and the strongest player serves first. Each time the weakest player loses a game, they have to down a double gin & tonic, thus progressively getting weaker.

Maria and Michael played capitalist tennis yesterday, Maria ended up losing and was very drunk by the end!

by RandyRhoads84 June 4, 2024

Malibu Akbar

Malibu is the greatest, derived from Allahu Akbar, meaning God is the greatest.

Harsh: Did you see the Barbie movie?
Imad: Yes, it was the top grossing film in 2023. Malibu Akbar

by RandyRhoads84 December 25, 2023

Masacerena

A dance performed by hamas militants and everyday Palestinians, to the tune of Macarena, as they spit on and otherwise desecrate tortured and/or killed Israeli civilian hostages. See also #gazalighting, for when the perpetrators later deny a massacre ever took place, and blame the victims.

Terrorist 1: Is that Macarena playing on terrorist FM?
Terrorist 2: Yes, let's drag out a dead and raped female Israeli, dance the masacerena over her body and invite brainwashed locals to desecrate her body
Terrorist 1: Allahu Akbar!

by RandyRhoads84 December 19, 2023

HOVID-19

A hooker spreading COVID-19 through sexual liaisons.

Dude, Martina infected 19 men with coronavirus last Sunday alone through her whoring. She should be called HOVID-19!

by RandyRhoads84 May 14, 2020

Shlong

A cocktail made of shloer grape juice and long island iced tea. Ideally served with the waiter's balls immersed at the top of the glass, to add a salty kick.

I'm so hungover today. I went overboard on the shlongs last night!

by RandyRhoads84 June 2, 2020

Suicide bummer

One who chooses to have unprotected anal sex with an HIV positive recipient.

Mark Perrott is a despicable suicide bummer

by RandyRhoads84 October 13, 2021