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Malibu Akbar

Malibu is the greatest, derived from Allahu Akbar, meaning God is the greatest.
Harsh: Did you see the Barbie movie?
Imad: Yes, it was the top grossing film in 2023. Malibu Akbar
by RandyRhoads84 December 25, 2023
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Masacerena

A dance performed by hamas militants and everyday Palestinians, to the tune of Macarena, as they spit on and otherwise desecrate tortured and/or killed Israeli civilian hostages. See also #gazalighting, for when the perpetrators later deny a massacre ever took place, and blame the victims.
Terrorist 1: Is that Macarena playing on terrorist FM?
Terrorist 2: Yes, let's drag out a dead and raped female Israeli, dance the masacerena over her body and invite brainwashed locals to desecrate her body
Terrorist 1: Allahu Akbar!
by RandyRhoads84 December 19, 2023
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Shlong

A cocktail made of shloer grape juice and long island iced tea. Ideally served with the waiter's balls immersed at the top of the glass, to add a salty kick.
I'm so hungover today. I went overboard on the shlongs last night!
by RandyRhoads84 June 2, 2020
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Slimer

A grotesque principal in a rural consultancy in Cambridgeshire with an IQ inferior to aged, crusted ejaculate. Inherently racist, small minded and with a back-stabbing nature, who sends emails to clients such as 'WTF?'. Loathed by all, and inexplicably retained by his employer.
Stace: Skid(mark) was off with me today, I don't know why.

Clarice: Oh, slimer probably stabbed you in the back for no apparent reason.
by RandyRhoads84 May 14, 2020
mugGet the Slimermug.

Yeastie Boys

A group of men you don't like, namely a collection of irritating cunts. Plural for 'thrush' - colloquially known as a sole male irritating cunt.
Rob: Michael, what's with sawed off shotgun and machete, don't you just have a status update meeting?
Michael: Yeah but it's with the yeastie boys
Rob: I see, here's some Miconazole to add to the weaponry!
by RandyRhoads84 September 23, 2023
mugGet the Yeastie Boysmug.

Ass. Consultant

Abbreviation for 'Associate Consultant', some bullshit job title to give younger employees a false sense of hope that their job means something. Commonly found in rural consultancies in St. Ives. Sometimes loaned out sexually to clients to secure deals.
Client: 'The proposal is pretty good, but the quote is too high'
Hobb Knob: 'Have one of my ass. consultants for the night, not the yank though, he's spoiled goods and has an arse like a grapefruit'
Client: 'Deal, we'll sign off in the morning'
by RandyRhoads84 December 25, 2016
mugGet the Ass. Consultantmug.

Capitalist tennis

Where two tennis players start on an 'even footing', and the strongest player serves first. Each time the weakest player loses a game, they have to down a double gin & tonic, thus progressively getting weaker.
Maria and Michael played capitalist tennis yesterday, Maria ended up losing and was very drunk by the end!
by RandyRhoads84 June 4, 2024
mugGet the Capitalist tennismug.

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