RandyRhoads84's definitions

Suicide bummer

One who chooses to have unprotected anal sex with an HIV positive recipient.

Mark Perrott is a despicable suicide bummer

by RandyRhoads84 October 13, 2021

HOVID-19

A hooker spreading COVID-19 through sexual liaisons.

Dude, Martina infected 19 men with coronavirus last Sunday alone through her whoring. She should be called HOVID-19!

by RandyRhoads84 May 14, 2020

Someone else's bonzai tree

Especially relevant in big companies. When you develop an intricate, sought after skill set, but never rise to the level that was possible from your early potential, that may have been/still could be achievable elsewhere.

Zach has a PhD from an ivy league college, and has built enviable experience, but has never risen above director level in the blue chip company he works for. He's become little more than someone else's bonzai tree, and should probably leave, in order to become a red wood.

by RandyRhoads84 October 23, 2023

It wasn't me

Hit 90s song by Shaggy, and also general stance taken by Hamas and wider Palestinians on the October 7th massacre, despite the perpetrators having filmed themselves commiting the atrocities and sharing videos on social media.

War criminal lawyer: This time and date stamped CCTV footage clearly shows you and your accomplice coldly gunning down an elderly Israeli in his Kibbutz.
Hamas war criminal: It wasn't me

by RandyRhoads84 December 19, 2023

I got you Abe

When Western Israeli allies step in to provide support to Israel after the latest Hamas terror attack.

Benjamin Netanyahu: Hamas extremists massacred over 1200 innocent Israelis during the October 7th attacks. Israel is surrounded by enemies.

President Biden: I got you Abe

by RandyRhoads84 December 24, 2023

Tea Tree Oiled

The art of waxing your shaft with tea tree oil, and strumming yourself to ecstasy before the burn sets in.

Michael: What did you do last night Steve, the usual pit noodle and wank 1-2?
Steve W: Actually I spiced things up and tea tree oiled my Johnson

by RandyRhoads84 May 29, 2020

Capitalist tennis

Where two tennis players start on an 'even footing', and the strongest player serves first. Each time the weakest player loses a game, they have to down a double gin & tonic, thus progressively getting weaker.

Maria and Michael played capitalist tennis yesterday, Maria ended up losing and was very drunk by the end!

by RandyRhoads84 June 4, 2024