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The dance done by Palestinians after they kick and spit on the bodies of tortured, raped and murdered Israeli civilians, after denying that the October 7th massacre ever took place. See also gazalighting
Despite the horror that Hamas has brought upon them by way of Israeli retaliation, those Palestinians are still doing the masacerena by that Toyota pickup truck containing Shani Louk's mutilated body.
by RandyRhoads84 December 17, 2023
Get the Masacerena mug.A 2004 film, also a sarcastic name for the refugee camp that some asylum seekers in the UK will be sent to in Rwanda.
Steve W: Where are Jitnesh and his family?
Michael C: They've been sent to Hotel Rwanda.
Steve W: About time! The Rwanda scheme had cost the taxpayer hundreds of millions, with no asylum seekers deported
Michael C: Yep. I hear that in the Hotel Rwanda, you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
Michael C: They've been sent to Hotel Rwanda.
Steve W: About time! The Rwanda scheme had cost the taxpayer hundreds of millions, with no asylum seekers deported
Michael C: Yep. I hear that in the Hotel Rwanda, you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
by RandyRhoads84 January 17, 2024
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Get the Gashback mug.Especially relevant in big companies. When you develop an intricate, sought after skill set, but never rise to the level that was possible from your early potential, that may have been/still could be achievable elsewhere.
Zach has a PhD from an ivy league college, and has built enviable experience, but has never risen above director level in the blue chip company he works for. He's become little more than someone else's bonzai tree, and should probably leave, in order to become a red wood.
by RandyRhoads84 October 23, 2023
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Maria and Michael played capitalist tennis yesterday, Maria ended up losing and was very drunk by the end!
by RandyRhoads84 June 4, 2024
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Michael: What did you do last night Steve, the usual pit noodle and wank 1-2?
Steve W: Actually I spiced things up and tea tree oiled my Johnson
Steve W: Actually I spiced things up and tea tree oiled my Johnson
by RandyRhoads84 May 29, 2020
Get the Tea Tree Oiled mug.Abbreviation for 'Associate Consultant', some bullshit job title to give younger employees a false sense of hope that their job means something. Commonly found in rural consultancies in St. Ives. Sometimes loaned out sexually to clients to secure deals.
Client: 'The proposal is pretty good, but the quote is too high'
Hobb Knob: 'Have one of my ass. consultants for the night, not the yank though, he's spoiled goods and has an arse like a grapefruit'
Client: 'Deal, we'll sign off in the morning'
Hobb Knob: 'Have one of my ass. consultants for the night, not the yank though, he's spoiled goods and has an arse like a grapefruit'
Client: 'Deal, we'll sign off in the morning'
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