RandyRhoads84's definitions

Suicide bummer

One who chooses to have unprotected anal sex with an HIV positive recipient.

Mark Perrott is a despicable suicide bummer

by RandyRhoads84 October 13, 2021

Chubbthumping

When a person has a fetish for having sex with fat girls.

Duncan: What did you get up to last night?
Woolhead: I had sex with a fat bird.
Duncan: Ah, you were out Chubbthumping again.

by RandyRhoads84 September 5, 2021

Nonce sense

A person with an uncanny ability to spot a nonce (paedophile) on first site.

I always thought Jimmy Savile was a paedo. My nonce sense was off the chart.

by RandyRhoads84 September 14, 2021

Breakback Mountain

Tennis - when someone is multiple sets/breaks down, leaving a mountain to climb in order to win.

Djokovic left himself a breakback mountain to climb against Medvedev in the US Open final.

by RandyRhoads84 September 14, 2021

Govinda Jira Jira

A hymn like prayer/chant that project managers use when pleading with the gods that they've chosen the right amount of slack and that their plans are delivered on time and to cost.

Based on the traditional Indian hymn - Govinda (Jaya Jaya) - made famous by Kula Shaker.

Michael: just finished my project plan, going to pray it's delivered to spec. (Starts chanting Govinda Jira Jira)
Steve W: Fingers crossed, otherwise that prick Mark will give you hell . Govinda Jira Jira

by RandyRhoads84 June 9, 2021

Capitalist tennis

Where two tennis players start on an 'even footing', and the strongest player serves first. Each time the weakest player loses a game, they have to down a double gin & tonic, thus progressively getting weaker.

Maria and Michael played capitalist tennis yesterday, Maria ended up losing and was very drunk by the end!

by RandyRhoads84 June 4, 2024

Head off, like a bad circumcision

Self explanatory.

Dave: Ready to shoot off?
Nick: Yep. Let's head off, like a bad circumcision.

Dave: Ready to shoot off?
Nick: Yep. Let's head off, like a bad circumcision.

by RandyRhoads84 June 23, 2021