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Govinda Jira Jira

A hymn like prayer/chant that project managers use when pleading with the gods that they've chosen the right amount of slack and that their plans are delivered on time and to cost.

Based on the traditional Indian hymn - Govinda (Jaya Jaya) - made famous by Kula Shaker.
Michael: just finished my project plan, going to pray it's delivered to spec. (Starts chanting Govinda Jira Jira)
Steve W: Fingers crossed, otherwise that prick Mark will give you hell . Govinda Jira Jira
by RandyRhoads84 June 9, 2021
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Masacerena

The dance done by Palestinians after they kick and spit on the bodies of tortured, raped and murdered Israeli civilians, after denying that the October 7th massacre ever took place. See also gazalighting
Despite the horror that Hamas has brought upon them by way of Israeli mutilation, those Palestinians are still doing the masacerena by that Toyota pickup truck containing Shani Louk's mutilated body.
by RandyRhoads84 December 17, 2023
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Malibu Akbar

Malibu is the greatest, derived from Allahu Akbar, meaning God is the greatest.
Harsh: Did you see the Barbie movie?
Imad: Yes, it was the top grossing film in 2023. Malibu Akbar
by RandyRhoads84 December 25, 2023
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Masacerena

A dance performed by hamas militants and everyday Palestinians, to the tune of Macarena, as they spit on and otherwise desecrate tortured and/or killed Israeli civilian hostages. See also #gazalighting, for when the perpetrators later deny a massacre ever took place, and blame the victims.
Terrorist 1: Is that Macarena playing on terrorist FM?
Terrorist 2: Yes, let's drag out a dead and raped female Israeli, dance the masacerena over her body and invite brainwashed locals to desecrate her body
Terrorist 1: Allahu Akbar!
by RandyRhoads84 December 19, 2023
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Hotel Rwanda

A 2004 film, also a sarcastic name for the refugee camp that some asylum seekers in the UK will be sent to in Rwanda.
Steve W: Where are Jitnesh and his family?
Michael C: They've been sent to Hotel Rwanda.
Steve W: About time! The Rwanda scheme had cost the taxpayer hundreds of millions, with no asylum seekers deported
Michael C: Yep. I hear that in the Hotel Rwanda, you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
by RandyRhoads84 January 17, 2024
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Gashback

When you spend obscene money on dating, and are finally rewarded by securing some gash.
After dating 5 women, I finally got some sex. 20% gashback!
by RandyRhoads84 December 21, 2020
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Glistening bead

When you've wanked so much that you are sore, with very little left in the tank, but decide to wank once more in order to break your all time 24 hour record. Upon ejaculation, all that is present is a glistening bead in your japs eye - since you have no energy to propel it any further.
Johnny: what did you get up to last night?
Lawrence: I had a wankathon and broke my all time one day wank record. The last time, there was just a glistening bead on my bell end.
by RandyRhoads84 August 10, 2020
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