Band of muthas

A group of cunts, usually a toxic employer.

They may be the number one CRO, but they are a band of muthas!

by RandyRhoads84 January 10, 2021

Masacerena

The dance done by Palestinians after they kick and spit on the bodies of tortured, raped and murdered Israeli civilians, after denying that the October 7th massacre ever took place. See also gazalighting

Despite the horror that Hamas has brought upon them by way of Israeli mutilation, those Palestinians are still doing the masacerena by that Toyota pickup truck containing Shani Louk's mutilated body.

by RandyRhoads84 December 17, 2023

Govinda Jira Jira

A hymn like prayer/chant that project managers use when pleading with the gods that they've chosen the right amount of slack and that their plans are delivered on time and to cost.

Based on the traditional Indian hymn - Govinda (Jaya Jaya) - made famous by Kula Shaker.

Michael: just finished my project plan, going to pray it's delivered to spec. (Starts chanting Govinda Jira Jira)
Steve W: Fingers crossed, otherwise that prick Mark will give you hell . Govinda Jira Jira

by RandyRhoads84 June 09, 2021

Operation Jewtree

UK police investigation into historical allegations of sexual abuse carried out by Rabbi's in Synagogues in the 70s.

Rabbi Goldmann has been arrested under operation Jewtree!

by RandyRhoads84 October 21, 2022

Glistening bead

When you've wanked so much that you are sore, with very little left in the tank, but decide to wank once more in order to break your all time 24 hour record. Upon ejaculation, all that is present is a glistening bead in your japs eye - since you have no energy to propel it any further.

Johnny: what did you get up to last night?
Lawrence: I had a wankathon and broke my all time one day wank record. The last time, there was just a glistening bead on my bell end.

by RandyRhoads84 August 10, 2020

Masacerena

A dance performed by hamas militants and everyday Palestinians, to the tune of Macarena, as they spit on and otherwise desecrate tortured and/or killed Israeli civilian hostages. See also #gazalighting, for when the perpetrators later deny a massacre ever took place, and blame the victims.

Terrorist 1: Is that Macarena playing on terrorist FM?
Terrorist 2: Yes, let's drag out a dead and raped female Israeli, dance the masacerena over her body and invite brainwashed locals to desecrate her body
Terrorist 1: Allahu Akbar!

by RandyRhoads84 December 19, 2023

Malibu Akbar

Malibu is the greatest, derived from Allahu Akbar, meaning God is the greatest.

Harsh: Did you see the Barbie movie?
Imad: Yes, it was the top grossing film in 2023. Malibu Akbar

by RandyRhoads84 December 25, 2023