Definitions by RandyRhoads84
Modern shart
Accidental shit that was wrongly anticipated to be a fart, which when left to dry forms a sometimes interesting crusted pattern on underwear.
Sold for a lucrative profit to any number of tosser art dealers who interpret the soiled garment(s) as the work of divine genius.
Sold for a lucrative profit to any number of tosser art dealers who interpret the soiled garment(s) as the work of divine genius.
Those scotch bonnets last night led to accidental sharting earlier. I nearly threw away my Calvin Kleins! Luckily I had the sense to dry them on the radiator and sell the result for six figures on ebay to this insane art dealer. who thought the image looked like the last supper. I call in modern shart!
Modern shart by RandyRhoads84 December 22, 2020
Wookey hole
Nick: why did you break up with Mal?
Stella: because he stuck his cock in Haz's wookey hole
Nick: I see. I guess that's why she's called Haz - because everyone has.
Stella: because he stuck his cock in Haz's wookey hole
Nick: I see. I guess that's why she's called Haz - because everyone has.
Wookey hole by RandyRhoads84 December 22, 2020
Up the bumble
Michael: What did you do last night Lawrence?
Lawrence: I met up with this eastern european bird from bumble and took her up the arse.
Michael: Up the bumble, The holy grail!
Lawrence: I met up with this eastern european bird from bumble and took her up the arse.
Michael: Up the bumble, The holy grail!
Up the bumble by RandyRhoads84 November 27, 2020
CR Ho
Officially known as a Contract Research Organisation (CRO), though informally referred to as CR HO in pharma.
Pharma big cheese: 10 people died in the phase III trial! What's going on?
Pharma subordinate: Let's blame it on the CR Ho, those bitches are contracted to run the trial.
Pharms big cheese: I like it. It's about time they got a dick slap.
Pharma subordinate: Let's blame it on the CR Ho, those bitches are contracted to run the trial.
Pharms big cheese: I like it. It's about time they got a dick slap.
CR Ho by RandyRhoads84 November 6, 2020
Glistening bead
When you've wanked so much that you are sore, with very little left in the tank, but decide to wank once more in order to break your all time 24 hour record. Upon ejaculation, all that is present is a glistening bead in your japs eye - since you have no energy to propel it any further.
Johnny: what did you get up to last night?
Lawrence: I had a wankathon and broke my all time one day wank record. The last time, there was just a glistening bead on my bell end.
Lawrence: I had a wankathon and broke my all time one day wank record. The last time, there was just a glistening bead on my bell end.
Glistening bead by RandyRhoads84 August 10, 2020
Jerking From Home
The art of telling your employer that you will be working from home, when your sole intention is to stream youporn all day.
Stace: Michael, when were you last in the office?
Michael: It's been months now, I've been (JFH) jerking from home
Stace: Okay, some were worried that you had a massive stroke or something
Michael: You're not too far off the mark...
Michael: It's been months now, I've been (JFH) jerking from home
Stace: Okay, some were worried that you had a massive stroke or something
Michael: You're not too far off the mark...
Jerking From Home by RandyRhoads84 June 17, 2020