62 definitions by Randy
by Randy July 28, 2004
by Randy April 9, 2003
1. I went to the bar down the street to try to hook up, but it was a post office so I left.
2. This club is a post office, lets split.
2. This club is a post office, lets split.
by Randy December 14, 2004
This bar is a post office, lets split.
by Randy December 14, 2004
This term is meas "Life in Prison without possibility of parole"
the term basically means you die in prison hence life in prison plus a day (morgue) before your buries
the term basically means you die in prison hence life in prison plus a day (morgue) before your buries
by Randy May 6, 2005
a musician who entertains the financial fruits of their labors by expanding the market of their music, newly liberated to move out of their apartment, trailer, parents house, versus pandering to the "underground" "pure" musical sensibilities of their audience, who in all likelihood NEVER will move out of their apartment, trailer, or parents house.
Johnny just cashed a huge check from -insert big label here- and suddenly we dont see him shopping here at Hot Topic much anymore!
by Randy July 25, 2003
Also known as the Danza Slap, this is when one takes their penis in their hand and gives someone a sharp smack across the face with it. Also related to the dole-beating.
by Randy June 1, 2004