Ranchgirls's definitions

Spanch Ranch

The semen that is expelled from the body during a spanking. Can be from either the spanker the person receiving the spanking or even just an onlooker.

When I woke up slumped over the park bench my crotch was saturared with spanch ranch.

by Ranchgirls December 1, 2020

Swap Meat

A swinger party held at the county fairgrounds where wives sleep with each other husbands for the night.

Hey girl, I can't wait the the geriatric international swap meat in April.

by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

Celery Stalker

A person or hacker who spies on someone through their cell phone.

Yeah my phone has been acting weird, I think that guy I went on a date with might be a celery stalker.

by Ranchgirls December 8, 2020

Fleahive

Overgrown, shrublike, pubic hair that gives off an extensibly offensive aroma.

Damn stinkpot you'd better shave off that fleahive before summer hits.

by Ranchgirls December 19, 2020

Grimy Goulash

The sequence specific act of cumming, urinating, spitting, blowing your nose, trimming your pubes, clipping your nails, exfoliating your back, picking your scalp and emptying your bowels into the freshly fisted vagina of your mistress. Followed by proposing a toast as your wife collects the vaginal mixture and serves it over mashed potatoes and rice for dinner.

Well for our 52nd wedding anniversary we rented an air bnb in Sacramento and had the most fantastic grimy goulash for dinner.

by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020

Jizzus Crust

The divine scabs that develop in and around most sinners souls.

That goddamned Jizzus Crust is tarnishing my reputation.

by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020

hership

The acknowledgement of displayed behavior where a man puts a woman on a pedestal and let's her walk all over him.

Sorry guys can't go out tonigh... my wife wants me to go home and hership her phat ass tonight.

by Ranchgirls July 27, 2023