Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Ranchgirls

fudruckold

A devoted and loving wife who takes pleasure in watching her husband eat meals from chain restaurants.

I HEARD THAT MICHELLE OBAMA NEVER COOKS AND IS A TOTAL FUDRUCKOLD

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The act of masterbating using destructive and/or painfull methods.

I need a low grit sandpaper for my sklartching session later.

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The acknowledgement of displayed behavior where a man puts a woman on a pedestal and let's her walk all over him.

Sorry guys can't go out tonigh... my wife wants me to go home and hership her phat ass tonight.

hership by Ranchgirls July 27, 2023

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When lesbians drink eachothers urine in order to get high off of the meth content.

Babe I have never been thirstier, think you could drizzle out a half pint of that pungent dykes shard lemonaid?

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Pictures of female genitalia that are exchanged between lesbians.

I can't believe she sent me an unsolicited lickpic what a lil' hoe she is turning out to be.

lickpic by Ranchgirls July 27, 2023

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Someone who speaks down to other as if they are an aurhority when they are in fact full of crap.

That know it all whiz kid is actually just a crapoleon.

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A gentlemans term for oral sex that is excessively sloppy.

Yeah so that new intern chick gave me a sally very in the parking lot of her childs preschool this morning.

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