by Ranchgirls December 22, 2020
Get the Sewer Pig mug.This is a state where she has made up her mind and she IS leaving you. She's actually giving you one more last public performance to show your craziness. This will undeniably prove to everybody you know mutually that she is 101% justified for leaving you.
So I heard Theresa's taking you back at the last chance ranch, I really hope that you don't fuck it up for yourself . That would be a damn shame, I mean she is the prettiest girl that you're ever going to get...
by Ranchgirls December 18, 2020
Get the Last Chance Ranch mug.When you go to let out a fart and sense that it has potential to let something through the poop threshold thereby re-clenching it in and making your way to the nearest bathroom.
by Ranchgirls November 27, 2020
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Get the Chjerking mug.The self induced pleasure felt by telling a cringeworthy joke to a group of individuals whonrgough capable of sensing its humor are too afraid of social backlash to laugh.
I totally had a grimasm at my grandmas funeral when I walked up to the casket and squeezed her lifeless breast implants.
by Ranchgirls September 15, 2021
Get the Grimasm mug.An emotional state of depression where the individual feels as if they have reached their absolute pinnacle and that the remaining portion of their life will be spent in decline.
She just lays under a blvck ceiling for hours listening to witch house and daydreaming the vanity of her inevitable demise.
by Ranchgirls December 14, 2020
Get the blvck ceiling mug.The unnecessary obstacles that Jews will go through or put you through if they perceive the often arbitrary action to be of less cost to them.
So this whole holocaust sounds like a real tassel hassle, how much is it really gonna cost again? Do you offer a discount for the entire family? Are there any BOGO coupons? You know for my sons bar mitzvah we hired a male stripper.
by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020
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