The term given to the act of watching belly dancing videos and sitting on a dead rodent all day to keep it warm, once everyone in the house has gone to sleep you debone the rodent and use it as a dick sleeve to jerk off with aka 'tenderize'. After you've tenderized the meat at least 3 times that same night you fry the rodent with some onions for breakfast and share with the rest of the household.
by Ranchgirls December 06, 2020
The sequence specific act of cumming, urinating, spitting, blowing your nose, trimming your pubes, clipping your nails, exfoliating your back, picking your scalp and emptying your bowels into the freshly fisted vagina of your mistress. Followed by proposing a toast as your wife collects the vaginal mixture and serves it over mashed potatoes and rice for dinner.
Well for our 52nd wedding anniversary we rented an air bnb in Sacramento and had the most fantastic grimy goulash for dinner.
by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020
by Ranchgirls December 19, 2020
Yeah my phone has been acting weird, I think that guy I went on a date with might be a celery stalker.
by Ranchgirls December 08, 2020
A swinger party held at the county fairgrounds where wives sleep with each other husbands for the night.
by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020
The off-whitish, pearlescent cum that collects on the tip of your dick when you perform a test dip on a new piece of strange.
Yeah bro, she claimed she hadn't been with anyone for months so I stuck it all the way in pulled it out and sure enough it was covered in wild gravy.
by Ranchgirls November 16, 2020
To be spun, tangled, twisted or wrapped up in a less than desirable activity or situation in which no simple end or solution is near.
by Ranchgirls December 19, 2020