Definitions by Ranchgirls
Last Chance Ranch
This is a state where she has made up her mind and she IS leaving you. She's actually giving you one more last public performance to show your craziness. This will undeniably prove to everybody you know mutually that she is 101% justified for leaving you.
So I heard Theresa's taking you back at the last chance ranch, I really hope that you don't fuck it up for yourself . That would be a damn shame, I mean she is the prettiest girl that you're ever going to get...
Last Chance Ranch by Ranchgirls December 18, 2020
Lot Thot
A prostitute whose primary location to advertise the goods is in stripmall parking lots or truck stops. They generally are more affordable than the escorts that advertise online.
Every time I drive through south Sacramento I treat myself to at least one lot thot and they're always top notch providers.
Lot Thot by Ranchgirls December 17, 2020
Ranch Daddy
Ranch Daddy by Ranchgirls December 17, 2020
Sacslimer
A region specific term reserved for hella promiscuous females who claim to be allergic to latex. They are quite easy to hunt due to their snail trail secretions and are always in season regardless of their relationship status.
Damn dude, are you really trying to trophy wife that sacslimer? You should probably go hunting acouple more times before you get taken to the taxidermist.
Sacslimer by Ranchgirls December 17, 2020
Drippy hippie
A hippie chick who leaves a trail consisting of dread flakes and blood because she believes in keeping her period natural.
Damn Gretel, you're such a drippy hippie, don't you dare get in my VW van, I just had the upholstery restored at Kombi Haus.
Drippy hippie by Ranchgirls December 15, 2020
Beef Bisque
Luke warm non-fat milk broth with hearty chunks of imitation crab and Ground beef which has been marinaded in low sodium soy sauce and minced garlic, garnished with caramelized onions and australian licorice.
Beef Bisque by Ranchgirls December 15, 2020