writing his name in the snow

While urinating in the snow one uses his urine stream to "write" his name in the snow.

"A snow storm? In

July?"

"Look everyone! John Hancock is writing his name in the snow!"
( the Simpsons "Bart gets an F" Season: 2, Ep: 14

by Rakis January 01, 2016

Dillynink

Dillynink: (n) a penis on an adult man that is smaller than average yet it’s owner is talented enough with it to satisfy almost any woman.

A positive and/or affectionate description for a smaller than average (mature adult) penis.

Johns little dillynink is amazing. It’s only four inches hard but he made me go limp for an hour.

by Rakis June 10, 2018

grape bones

Noun

The remaining stems after a bunch of grapes has been eaten

"Are all the grapes gone? all that's left are grape bones."

by Rakis September 15, 2015

inananananananability

n. the inability to stop spelling or pronouncing the word “banana”

i need a banananana

you need to cure your inananananananability

by Rakis December 18, 2021

Adoraboner

An erect penis that is sexy, and adorable looking.

In high school my girlfriend said I had such an adoraboner.

by Rakis June 22, 2019

Ethan

A blanket name for any one of your older brother’s asshole friends.

(When dad come home from work in the evening)
“Hey what’s going on today?” Dad asked

“Oh not much, Dave has a new Ethan.” I said

“

by Rakis April 02, 2020

snack coma

A state of sudden drowsiness following a meal or snack,

After school I had a grilled cheese Sammich and then I slipped off into a snack coma.

by Rakis January 22, 2016