Racer XXX 's definitions

Shirtballs

When a person is wearing a unfavorably tight shirt forcing their belly to protrude over their trousers, similar to a pair of dangling balls.

"Pardon me, sir... Seems as if your Shirtballs have slipped out again..."

by Racer XXX February 3, 2019

Jungle bridge

The place where your vagina would be if you had one. It's like a bridge from your ass to your balls. It's jungly. A fucking Jungle Bridge!
The technical term for that area is Paraneom. Also commonly referred to as your taint, your gouch or your cholo.

Everything is going numb! My cox, my balls, my Jungle Bridge even my ass.

by Racer XXX April 1, 2017

Jimmy Glove

A Jimmy Glove, similar to a Jim Hat, is another name for a condom.

Whoa, I wouldn't get close to dem yams without a high quality Jimmy Glove!

by Racer XXX April 13, 2017

Cheat Code

Unfairly awesome; an act or object so redonkulous that a higher power must have programmed it into the game of life.

His life is Cheat Code; the dude is wealthy, popular and handsome!

Our Quarterback is Cheat Code; the guy can't be stopped!

by Racer XXX October 15, 2009

Ass Cream Sundae

An Ass Cream Sundae is created when one empties a full can of whipped cream in the ass of their partner (spoon-feeding in a container of Cool Whip is an acceptable substitute contingent on their elasticity) and then proceeds to eat it out.

I can't believe he fixed himself an Ass Cream Sundae on our first date; that bastard cleaned out every damn drop!

by Racer XXX December 27, 2018

Yank a Knot

Yanking a Knot is the act of anal intercourse with a partner who has an obvious prolapse.

After dinner and a movie, I figured I'd Yank a Knot in that fart box and then call it a night.

by Racer XXX August 4, 2021

Penis Poverty

Someone with a dramatically small penis.

His dick isn;t just small, that man is living in Penis Poverty.

by Racer XXX May 3, 2022